🤠🎄 GIDDY UP 🐴🐎👋 JINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥!!! 👯‍♂️🍆🔥🍑👅❄️👋😹🎁 SEXMAS 🎄☃️❄️🎅🛷🎁💚❤️ is here 🤩 and U’ve sure been N A U G H T Y…!! 😈🤭🤤😏😍😜 All year 📅 Santa 🎅😍 has been watching 👁️ u FAP 👊💦😩 and tonite 🌚✨ he’s cuming 👣🦌🛷 to give u his 😳🎁 BIG PACKAGE!!!! 🎁🍆🤤 To get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just 🍬🍭👅 POP💥🤸 that Peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍭🌭🍬🎇 n wait under the mistleHOE 🌿🎋😘🍒😱 with a nice cup of hot COCKolate ☕️🍆🔥 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🙏😌😍 will shove 👊 his 🍆💦🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬🔽 ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇 hes 🎅 gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦 Time is tickling

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I'm undefined
I'm just beginning
The pen's in my hand
Ending unplanned

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it

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🌸 ⢿⡀⠙⠆⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠰⠋⢀⡿ 🌸
🌸 ⠈⢷𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝔂⡾⠁ 🌸 🌸
🌸 🌸⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹🌸 🌸
⣰⠊⠉⠉⠉⡇⠀⠢⣤⣄⠀⠀ ⣠⣤⠔⠀⢸🌸 🌸 🌸
⠙⠓⠒⢦⠀⠱⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠎🌸 🌸 🌸
🌸🌸⡇⠀⠀⠏⠑⠒⠀⠉⠀⠒⠊⠹🌸🌸🌸🌸
⡎⠉⢹⠀⠙⡶⠃𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 ⠘⢦⠀⠀⡏⠉⢱ 🌸
⢧⡈⠛⠉⠉⠀⠀⣠𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼⣄⠀⠉⠉⠋⢁⡼ 🌸
⠀⢉⣿⠖⠚⠛⢋⢀⠀⠀𝓯𝓸𝓻⠀⠀⡀⡙⠛⠓⠲⣿⣄🌸
⠀⢸⡇⠀⡞⠁⠈⡃𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮⢘⠁⠈⢳⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇🌸
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🌸⠈⠛⠲⠤⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣚⣡⠤⠖⠛⠁🌸🌸

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⣼⣿⡏⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

+rep mates with dudes

+rep total chad

NO CHEAT'S ACCOUNT CERTIFIED ✔
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what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

thanksgiving time:clock1:time to gobble :clap: gobble :clap: gobble :clap: on a big ol:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: ♥♥♥♥ :ok_hand::kiss:. back in :one::four::nine::two:, our main ♥♥♥♥♥ :person_tipping_hand::person_tipping_hand: Christopher Columbus:boy_tone1: and those slutty :bikini::high_heel: pilgrims :person_swimming::person_swimming: had to :sweat_drops::sweat_drops:♥♥♥:sweat_drops::sweat_drops: to America:sailboat::sailboat::sailboat::anchor:after spain expelled all jews from their country :rooster::rooster::rooster:. send this to :one::zero: of your sluttiest pilgrim :corn::corn: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any :sweat_drops: gravy :sweat_drops: this year. Get :five: back and you’re a mashed potato hoe :worried:. get :one::zero: back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut :kissing_cat::kissing_cat:. Happy ♥♥♥♥ :rooster: gobbling :lips: thursday

+1000 social credit for outstanding testicle density

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⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣬⣭⣭⣭⣝⣭⣭⣭⣴⣷⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⠿⠦⠤⠄⠄ +rep

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep !!!
+rep Amazing Tactics 👌
+rep Sign my profile 💜
+rep Killing Machine 😈
+rep Epic Comeback 👏
+rep Top Player 🔝
+rep nice profile 💜
+rep Friendly Person ✌
+rep Insane Skills 👌
+rep Great Teammate 🎮
+rep Nice Inventory 😍
+rep ONE TAP MACHINE 💢
+rep Great Player 💛
+rep Thanks For Carry 👍
+rep sign me pls 💛
+rep fast trader 😃
+rep Killing Machine 😈
+rep AWP GOD 💢
+rep kind person
+rep Friendly
+rep Thanks For Carry 👍
+rep insane play in gwyf
+rep ONE TAP MACHINE 💢
+rep nice profile 💜
+rep add me pls
+rep very nice and non-toxic player

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DID YOU JUST SAY THE WORD SUS???😳1?/1😱1!!!! Wait, you don't know what it is from?😳😳Let 👆give you a brief r/history. 📚📚👨‍🚀If you didn't r/knowyourshit, the r/term sus(suspicious) is a saying from the r/popular r/game r/AmongUs. Among us is so fun😔 👉👈, don't insult it, every youtuber and streamer says so!!!11 Corpses voice is so deep am i right or am i right😳??? I mean Mr beast and Dream play and pull big 🧠 1000000000 iq moves in their videos..... YOU WERE THE IMPOSTER.... ඞ ඞ ඞ Get it because you don't know what sus means? r/stupidquestions r/youranidot r/stupidcuck. I CAnT BELEeVE YOUU dont KNoW WHT SUS MeaNS?!??!?!!🖕🖕 Man why do i have to r/explain this to a r/idiot🤪🤪🤪📚📚📚... Sus is a GREAT WORD from a GREAT VIDEO GAME. in class, YOU CAN PLAY IT ON YOUR PHONE😜😜😜**?!?** such a masterpiece... FOR THE GREAT PRICE OF FREE!!!11!💰🤑😜💰💰 It can also mean gay 😳😳😳😳

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