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Blizzard:David#110320
Discord:davmnh
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I don’t always get flashbanged, but when I do, it’s because I threw it.

If you’re here because you think I’m cheating stop being a salty weeny and add me. It’s time to get in the lab and work on that aim.

"lol ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ silvers." - gold Nova 1

"You need a little bit of rain to have a little bit of rainbow." -xQcOW

I sold my 1080 and my guinea pig for yeezys in an alleyway

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Srry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "counter strirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

Dear player,

You have no doubt come to my profile because of an assumption of yours that I am "hacking" in some way. I am sorry to inform you that you are wrong. I encourage you to watch the game's demo/theatre mode which might give you a clearer view on the circumstances that led to your death. I cannot afford to fly you to my house to prove my innocence to you in person.

Step 1:Anime Profile pic
Step 2:Masturbate on the daily
Step 3:Single Pringle
Step 4:lonely kid at the lunch table
Step 5:Have 1,000+ hours(No life)
Step 6:Get reported for bhop scripts
Step 7:Get banned
Step 8:Make new account
Step 9:Buy Cs again
Step 10:Repeat

>stuck with 3 others in forest area
>hiding from some dude with a bell fetish
>desperately try to fix generator
>♥♥♥♥ it up
>get found
>bell fetish guy slices me with a makeshift do-it-yourself axe
>I try to run away
>he hits me again
>drags me to his basement
>puts me on a hook
>friend saves me
>friend dies
>ditch friend
>escape forest
>get home and launch Dead by Daylight

It's not bad.