Cashier: Hello may I take your order?
FatPat: Yup.
Cashier: ...Ok what would you like?
FatPat: Yup.
Cashier: umm...thats not an item on the menu.
FatPat: Oh my bad. I would like a quarter pounder.
Cashier: Ok is that all?
FatPat: You know what they call that in France?
Cashier: Yeah dude I've seen Pulp Fiction.
FatPat: Oh.... can I change my order?
Cashier: Sure
FatPat: Can I get a McChicken? Thats all.
Cashier: Ok your total is $1.06

FatPat: Oh man... all I have is three quarters, one nickel and a dime
Cashier: So you're telling me you cant pay for your order?
FatPat: Does ninety five cents equal one hundred and six cents?
Cashier: I thought you only had ninety.
FatPat: I did. but I found a nickel in my other pocket.
Cashier: So you're still eleven cents short?
FatPat: Eleven? Im close enough aren't I? Cant you just give me it for ninety five?
Cashier: lm afraid I cant do that.
FatPat: lm afraid you can. Take eleven cents from the register and put it into my hand.


Cashier: I cant steal from the store sir.
FatPat: Why not? No one will see you. You will get away with it I guarantee it.
Cashier: I suppose. But I won't.
FatPat: Why is that?
Cashier: I dont like your tone.
FatPat: Then I'll just go to a different restaurant.
Cashier: And pay with what? Your 95 cents?
FatPat: No, my card.
Cashier: You can pay with your card, then why didn't you pay with that in the first place.
FatPat: Wanted to get rid of some change.
Cashier: We have a box you can put loose change in it goes to charity. You can put it there.


FatPat: I don't donate to charities
Cashier: Why not?
FatPat: I feel like they lie about where the money goes. And I wanna get something for my money.
Cashier: You get to know you helped some kid eat.
FatPat: Doesn't satisfy me.
Cashier: Well if you want to get rid of some change, I guess you can give me the change, and pay the rest with your card.
FatPat: You can do that?
Cashier: Apparently.
FatPat: Apparently what? Can you or can you not?
Cashier: You can.
FatPat: Then I will


Cashier: Here's your McChicken. Have a nice day
FatPat: Yup


Original textpost by ThreeEyedBluePatrick