Comments
26 May @ 10:56am 
GUBBLEGYUN!!! BURBBL gUNM!!!! GUBBY GUBS!
26 May @ 10:55am 
BUBBLEGUM!
25 May @ 9:05pm 
I’m not sure if much of Stripe Gurger will remain if we wash off all the layers of dirt and grime. I’ll go get your bath oils. Would you like a fern or a rhubarb scented one?
25 May @ 1:51pm 
It's your turn to wash me.
30 Mar @ 10:50am 
Indeed.
21 Mar @ 11:32am 
Woof woof arf borf!
21 Mar @ 11:18am 
WHAT HAS THIS KINGDOM COME II?
14 Mar @ 6:01am 
I'll fetch the mop. I'll mop this blood right into the carpet no trouble.
13 Mar @ 9:18pm 
This comment pinched my corgi nose with its long claw. I am bleeding. My corgi blood flows over the carpet.
13 Mar @ 7:17pm 
long crab <--- This is a comment, please enjoy it.
5 Mar @ 7:48am 
I've deleted Alan's poorly researched and insensitive comment, it was unworthy of being #100 comment on this page. P's cool and well researched comment does a much better job of highlighting my corgi qualities.
5 Mar @ 5:39am 
Meanest player in hell. But surprisingly fluff-full.
14 Feb @ 8:28pm 
There’s now 99 comments on this profile. I sure hope the 100th will be thoughtful and nice. It’s gotta be a special one.
18 Nov, 2025 @ 8:42am 
Yeah but I don't want to see the degeneracy that goes on in these comments. You and Stripe Gurger are terrible influences
18 Nov, 2025 @ 8:39am 
You can't. This profile is haunting you. It's an ancient spooky cursed profile. .
18 Nov, 2025 @ 8:32am 
HOW DO I TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS FOR THIS PROFILE :sadstar2022:
17 Nov, 2025 @ 11:03pm 
I would never participate in tame buffoonery that is official duckademia. I advise you to leave the university and come join my fringe and highly illegal research project on Duck Island, mr. Gurger.
17 Nov, 2025 @ 8:57pm 
Regarding Duck sp. collabs.: pls msg me your duck credentials ASAP, the university is honking at me to get this squared away. I'm scared.
6 Nov, 2025 @ 9:24am 
But this IS your profile. Otherwise why would you receive notifications for it? Great choice of games by the way. Lovely profily pic.
6 Nov, 2025 @ 7:06am 
Excuse you? this profile is yours he was asking for YOUR help :dad:
5 Nov, 2025 @ 8:25pm 
@Alan Don’t you see how desperate Stripe is? Helping him is a moral imperative and your Christian duty.

@Stripe Hang in there, buddy! I’m going to persuade Alan to help you even if it takes years!
5 Nov, 2025 @ 1:58pm 
Not until you give me my compensation
5 Nov, 2025 @ 12:09pm 
@Alan help
5 Nov, 2025 @ 12:05pm 
Why did I get a notification for this comment? This isn't even my profile. I demand compensation
5 Nov, 2025 @ 11:56am 
help
16 Aug, 2025 @ 8:46pm 
Allen Prizmer says I’m a smort dog
15 Aug, 2025 @ 8:42am 
@Alan why do you done it? m,y cereal is ruined ,,,, i was going to be havng it for my the dinner,,,,t he smell is not good today #alan #cereals #whhhy
7 Aug, 2025 @ 10:39am 
It's ok I forgive you both <3
11 Jul, 2025 @ 6:31am 
I'm sorry I made fun of his disgusting gaming habits. :(
10 Jul, 2025 @ 9:42pm 
Ausm has given me a trophy, so my paws got too weak hold it.
Man, Alan would’ve LOVED this joke had we not chased him off Steam.
10 Jul, 2025 @ 9:05am 
AWARD CEREMONY! MEDALS! TROPHY!
10 Jul, 2025 @ 4:58am 
Все для тебя, братанчик. :steamhappy:
10 Jul, 2025 @ 4:45am 
Oh lord, I just got my first ever genuine +rep comment. Wildly refreshing after all the facetious +rep comments I've gotten.
10 Jul, 2025 @ 4:36am 
+rep :tragedian:
4 Jul, 2025 @ 11:52am 
I play trendy games all the time! Like Super Sonic or Peek.
4 Jul, 2025 @ 11:28am 
One of my favourite things about Corgi is that they refuse to play trendy games, like Crash Bandicoot, Dr. Mario and Fortnite. I respect that.
26 Jan, 2025 @ 8:08pm 
Чрезвычайно рад вас видеть! Пуще того рад предоставившейся вам счастливой оказии вернуть мне памятный долг 50 голды в ВоВе, что по нынешнему курсу гаджетзанской биржи составит около двухсот тысяч монет.
26 Jan, 2025 @ 2:12pm 
Я гуглил одну вещь с флудильни и совершенно случайно наткнулся на эту страничку. Необычайно рад, что живы и продолжаете юморить, товарищ!
4 Jan, 2025 @ 8:30am 
The Lamborghini bit me and I hate it. :rcry:
3 Jan, 2025 @ 7:57pm 
Shut up, you entitled brat! You know well enough we cannot afford bugs. Why aren’t you playing with the Lamborghini I got you?
3 Jan, 2025 @ 12:52pm 
Dad, please buy me some bugs. All the other kids are growing bugs.
24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am 
Depresso.
18 Nov, 2024 @ 4:36pm 
My carpet!
11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:00am 
Pomeranians are fierce guard dogs of the regime. Corgis are rebels and outlaws. And honestly, that carpet had it coming. Who even can afford a carpet in this economy? Only the oligarchy.
11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:46am 
Also, are we getting Corgi lore? Does this mean the Pomeranians put the Corgi away for, you know, crimes? :froggu:
11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:30am 
All I'll say is none of the pomeranians I've hosted have peed on the carpet like the corgi I hosted did. :lunar2019scowlingpig:
11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:09am 
What a twist! :natasha_eye:
10 Nov, 2024 @ 11:02pm 
Alan gaslighted me into believing my original breed/occupation are inferior(
10 Nov, 2024 @ 9:51pm 
OH NO WHAT HAPPENED
10 Nov, 2024 @ 12:28pm 
I'd kick your legs but unfortunately I'm not good enough to aim at such small targets. Pls forgive my skill issues!! (As for metaphor, I'll get back to you when I beat the game but so far, a bit over halfway through, it's shaping up to be one of Atlus' best works from the ones I've played)