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Stripe Gurger

26 May @ 10:56am

GUBBLEGYUN!!! BURBBL gUNM!!!! GUBBY GUBS!

Stripe Gurger

26 May @ 10:55am

BUBBLEGUM!

I, Corgi

25 May @ 9:05pm

I’m not sure if much of Stripe Gurger will remain if we wash off all the layers of dirt and grime. I’ll go get your bath oils. Would you like a fern or a rhubarb scented one?

Stripe Gurger

25 May @ 1:51pm

It's your turn to wash me.

amugu

30 Mar @ 10:50am

Indeed.

I, Corgi

21 Mar @ 11:32am

Woof woof arf borf!

Stripe Gurger

21 Mar @ 11:18am

WHAT HAS THIS KINGDOM COME II?

Stripe Gurger

14 Mar @ 6:01am

I'll fetch the mop. I'll mop this blood right into the carpet no trouble.

I, Corgi

13 Mar @ 9:18pm

This comment pinched my corgi nose with its long claw. I am bleeding. My corgi blood flows over the carpet.

Stripe Gurger

13 Mar @ 7:17pm

long crab <--- This is a comment, please enjoy it.

I, Corgi

5 Mar @ 7:48am

I've deleted Alan's poorly researched and insensitive comment, it was unworthy of being #100 comment on this page. P's cool and well researched comment does a much better job of highlighting my corgi qualities.

The Voice of P

5 Mar @ 5:39am

Meanest player in hell. But surprisingly fluff-full.

I, Corgi

14 Feb @ 8:28pm

There’s now 99 comments on this profile. I sure hope the 100th will be thoughtful and nice. It’s gotta be a special one.

Prismer

18 Nov, 2025 @ 8:42am

Yeah but I don't want to see the degeneracy that goes on in these comments. You and Stripe Gurger are terrible influences

I, Corgi

18 Nov, 2025 @ 8:39am

You can't. This profile is haunting you. It's an ancient spooky cursed profile. .

Prismer

18 Nov, 2025 @ 8:32am

HOW DO I TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS FOR THIS PROFILE

I, Corgi

17 Nov, 2025 @ 11:03pm

I would never participate in tame buffoonery that is official duckademia. I advise you to leave the university and come join my fringe and highly illegal research project on Duck Island, mr. Gurger.

Stripe Gurger

17 Nov, 2025 @ 8:57pm

Regarding Duck sp. collabs.: pls msg me your duck credentials ASAP, the university is honking at me to get this squared away. I'm scared.

I, Corgi

6 Nov, 2025 @ 9:24am

But this IS your profile. Otherwise why would you receive notifications for it? Great choice of games by the way. Lovely profily pic.

Prismer

6 Nov, 2025 @ 7:06am

Excuse you? this profile is yours he was asking for YOUR help

I, Corgi

5 Nov, 2025 @ 8:25pm

@Alan Don’t you see how desperate Stripe is? Helping him is a moral imperative and your Christian duty.

@Stripe Hang in there, buddy! I’m going to persuade Alan to help you even if it takes years!

Prismer

5 Nov, 2025 @ 1:58pm

Not until you give me my compensation

Stripe Gurger

5 Nov, 2025 @ 12:09pm

@Alan help

Prismer

5 Nov, 2025 @ 12:05pm

Why did I get a notification for this comment? This isn't even my profile. I demand compensation

Stripe Gurger

5 Nov, 2025 @ 11:56am

help

I, Corgi

16 Aug, 2025 @ 8:46pm

Allen Prizmer says I’m a smort dog

Stripe Gurger

15 Aug, 2025 @ 8:42am

@Alan why do you done it? m,y cereal is ruined ,,,, i was going to be havng it for my the dinner,,,,t he smell is not good today #alan #cereals #whhhy

Prismer

7 Aug, 2025 @ 10:39am

It's ok I forgive you both <3

Stripe Gurger

11 Jul, 2025 @ 6:31am

I'm sorry I made fun of his disgusting gaming habits. :(

I, Corgi

10 Jul, 2025 @ 9:42pm

Ausm has given me a trophy, so my paws got too weak hold it.
Man, Alan would’ve LOVED this joke had we not chased him off Steam.

Stripe Gurger

10 Jul, 2025 @ 9:05am

AWARD CEREMONY! MEDALS! TROPHY!

Watermelon

10 Jul, 2025 @ 4:58am

Все для тебя, братанчик.

I, Corgi

10 Jul, 2025 @ 4:45am

Oh lord, I just got my first ever genuine +rep comment. Wildly refreshing after all the facetious +rep comments I've gotten.

Watermelon

10 Jul, 2025 @ 4:36am

+rep

I, Corgi

4 Jul, 2025 @ 11:52am

I play trendy games all the time! Like Super Sonic or Peek.

Stripe Gurger

4 Jul, 2025 @ 11:28am

One of my favourite things about Corgi is that they refuse to play trendy games, like Crash Bandicoot, Dr. Mario and Fortnite. I respect that.

I, Corgi

26 Jan, 2025 @ 8:08pm

Чрезвычайно рад вас видеть! Пуще того рад предоставившейся вам счастливой оказии вернуть мне памятный долг 50 голды в ВоВе, что по нынешнему курсу гаджетзанской биржи составит около двухсот тысяч монет.

Veles

26 Jan, 2025 @ 2:12pm

Я гуглил одну вещь с флудильни и совершенно случайно наткнулся на эту страничку. Необычайно рад, что живы и продолжаете юморить, товарищ!

Stripe Gurger

4 Jan, 2025 @ 8:30am

The Lamborghini bit me and I hate it.

I, Corgi

3 Jan, 2025 @ 7:57pm

Shut up, you entitled brat! You know well enough we cannot afford bugs. Why aren’t you playing with the Lamborghini I got you?

Stripe Gurger

3 Jan, 2025 @ 12:52pm

Dad, please buy me some bugs. All the other kids are growing bugs.

ᓚᘏᗢ

24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am

Depresso.

Stripe Gurger

18 Nov, 2024 @ 4:36pm

My carpet!

I, Corgi

11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:00am

Pomeranians are fierce guard dogs of the regime. Corgis are rebels and outlaws. And honestly, that carpet had it coming. Who even can afford a carpet in this economy? Only the oligarchy.

Prismer

11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:46am

Also, are we getting Corgi lore? Does this mean the Pomeranians put the Corgi away for, you know, crimes?

Prismer

11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:30am

All I'll say is none of the pomeranians I've hosted have peed on the carpet like the corgi I hosted did.

The Infra-Materialist Burner

11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:09am

What a twist!

I, Corgi

10 Nov, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Alan gaslighted me into believing my original breed/occupation are inferior(

ᓚᘏᗢ

10 Nov, 2024 @ 9:51pm

OH NO WHAT HAPPENED

Prismer

10 Nov, 2024 @ 12:28pm

I'd kick your legs but unfortunately I'm not good enough to aim at such small targets. Pls forgive my skill issues!! (As for metaphor, I'll get back to you when I beat the game but so far, a bit over halfway through, it's shaping up to be one of Atlus' best works from the ones I've played)