Steam Community :: I, Corgi :: Profile Comments

Prismer 18 Nov, 2025 @ 8:42am

Yeah but I don't want to see the degeneracy that goes on in these comments. You and Stripe Gurger are terrible influences

I, Corgi 18 Nov, 2025 @ 8:39am

You can't. This profile is haunting you. It's an ancient spooky cursed profile. .

Prismer 18 Nov, 2025 @ 8:32am

HOW DO I TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS FOR THIS PROFILE

I, Corgi 17 Nov, 2025 @ 11:03pm

I would never participate in tame buffoonery that is official duckademia. I advise you to leave the university and come join my fringe and highly illegal research project on Duck Island, mr. Gurger.

Stripe Gurger 17 Nov, 2025 @ 8:57pm

Regarding Duck sp. collabs.: pls msg me your duck credentials ASAP, the university is honking at me to get this squared away. I'm scared.

I, Corgi 6 Nov, 2025 @ 9:24am

But this IS your profile. Otherwise why would you receive notifications for it? Great choice of games by the way. Lovely profily pic.

Prismer 6 Nov, 2025 @ 7:06am

Excuse you? this profile is yours he was asking for YOUR help

I, Corgi 5 Nov, 2025 @ 8:25pm

@Alan Don’t you see how desperate Stripe is? Helping him is a moral imperative and your Christian duty.

@Stripe Hang in there, buddy! I’m going to persuade Alan to help you even if it takes years!

Prismer 5 Nov, 2025 @ 1:58pm

Not until you give me my compensation

Stripe Gurger 5 Nov, 2025 @ 12:09pm

@Alan help

Prismer 5 Nov, 2025 @ 12:05pm

Why did I get a notification for this comment? This isn't even my profile. I demand compensation

Stripe Gurger 5 Nov, 2025 @ 11:56am

help

I, Corgi 16 Aug, 2025 @ 8:46pm

Allen Prizmer says I’m a smort dog

Stripe Gurger 15 Aug, 2025 @ 8:42am

@Alan why do you done it? m,y cereal is ruined ,,,, i was going to be havng it for my the dinner,,,,t he smell is not good today #alan #cereals #whhhy

Prismer 7 Aug, 2025 @ 10:39am

It's ok I forgive you both <3

Stripe Gurger 11 Jul, 2025 @ 6:31am

I'm sorry I made fun of his disgusting gaming habits. :(

I, Corgi 10 Jul, 2025 @ 9:42pm

Ausm has given me a trophy, so my paws got too weak hold it.
Man, Alan would’ve LOVED this joke had we not chased him off Steam.

Stripe Gurger 10 Jul, 2025 @ 9:05am

AWARD CEREMONY! MEDALS! TROPHY!

Watermelon 10 Jul, 2025 @ 4:58am

Все для тебя, братанчик.

I, Corgi 10 Jul, 2025 @ 4:45am

Oh lord, I just got my first ever genuine +rep comment. Wildly refreshing after all the facetious +rep comments I've gotten.

Watermelon 10 Jul, 2025 @ 4:36am

+rep

I, Corgi 4 Jul, 2025 @ 11:52am

I play trendy games all the time! Like Super Sonic or Peek.

Stripe Gurger 4 Jul, 2025 @ 11:28am

One of my favourite things about Corgi is that they refuse to play trendy games, like Crash Bandicoot, Dr. Mario and Fortnite. I respect that.

I, Corgi 26 Jan, 2025 @ 8:08pm

Чрезвычайно рад вас видеть! Пуще того рад предоставившейся вам счастливой оказии вернуть мне памятный долг 50 голды в ВоВе, что по нынешнему курсу гаджетзанской биржи составит около двухсот тысяч монет.

Veles 26 Jan, 2025 @ 2:12pm

Я гуглил одну вещь с флудильни и совершенно случайно наткнулся на эту страничку. Необычайно рад, что живы и продолжаете юморить, товарищ!

Stripe Gurger 4 Jan, 2025 @ 8:30am

The Lamborghini bit me and I hate it.

I, Corgi 3 Jan, 2025 @ 7:57pm

Shut up, you entitled brat! You know well enough we cannot afford bugs. Why aren’t you playing with the Lamborghini I got you?

Stripe Gurger 3 Jan, 2025 @ 12:52pm

Dad, please buy me some bugs. All the other kids are growing bugs.

ᓚᘏᗢ 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am

Depresso.

Stripe Gurger 18 Nov, 2024 @ 4:36pm

My carpet!

I, Corgi 11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:00am

Pomeranians are fierce guard dogs of the regime. Corgis are rebels and outlaws. And honestly, that carpet had it coming. Who even can afford a carpet in this economy? Only the oligarchy.

Prismer 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:46am

Also, are we getting Corgi lore? Does this mean the Pomeranians put the Corgi away for, you know, crimes?

Prismer 11 Nov, 2024 @ 3:30am

All I'll say is none of the pomeranians I've hosted have peed on the carpet like the corgi I hosted did.

The Infra-Materialist Burner 11 Nov, 2024 @ 1:09am

What a twist!

I, Corgi 10 Nov, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Alan gaslighted me into believing my original breed/occupation are inferior(

ᓚᘏᗢ 10 Nov, 2024 @ 9:51pm

OH NO WHAT HAPPENED

Prismer 10 Nov, 2024 @ 12:28pm

I'd kick your legs but unfortunately I'm not good enough to aim at such small targets. Pls forgive my skill issues!! (As for metaphor, I'll get back to you when I beat the game but so far, a bit over halfway through, it's shaping up to be one of Atlus' best works from the ones I've played)

The Infra-Materialist Burner 26 Oct, 2024 @ 6:44am

Nice to finally meet You, Unlawful Canine!~

Thanks for accepting the invite. Also, nice profile and taste in games. Cheers!

I, Corgi 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:15am

It's mostly larceny achievements. Only got a few for organ smuggling.

Stripe Gurger 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:36am

9001 achievements? Ridiculous corgi.

ᓚᘏᗢ 7 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15am

You guys are amazing.

Stripe Gurger 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:25am

This is why you're the brain and I bring the snacks. Would you like some off-brand crisps? I have silt and vinegar flavour, prawn tails flavour and regular.

I, Corgi 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:14am

Relax, I have a plan. If I murder an Alan or two, we'll free up some storage space, raise demand, and I can't go to prison anymore because I'm in it.

Stripe Gurger 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:54am

♥♥♥♥, Corgi, we got way too many Alans and way too few people who want to buy Alan. This is just like that time you killed a person and went to prison.

I, Corgi 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:51am

Alan is on such a deep discount, you might call it subterranean.
They absolutely don't let corgis go on the internet in the penitentiary, I'm breaking a dozen of prison rules just by writing this extremely illegal comment about Alan.

ᓚᘏᗢ 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:11am

I'm really more of a 'value for money' type of guy when it comes to Alans. Unless he's on a deep discount.

Stripe Gurger 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06am

Nuit, can I interest you in an Alan too? He's cheap.

ᓚᘏᗢ 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:56am

Hey! Love your reviews. Took the liberty of sending a

fren

request; hope they let corgis use the internet in prison so you can accept it

Prismer 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:37am

That's a trade secret, sorry

Stripe Gurger 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26am

It sold how many brazilian copies?!