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13 Apr @ 10:18am 
*Hits you with pipe*

Oops

*Hits you with pipe*

Sorrgy, accident

*Hits you with pipe*

Why are you bleeding???
Keith
Set the world record :steamhappy:
Keith
Yeah he built a shack once :demoticon:
Keith
Third degree burns on body :steamsad:
Keith
Drove his car off a cliff :steammocking:
Keith
Tried to deep fry turkey :jarate:
Keith
Yeah he broke his head once :medicon:
Keith
Got kicked out of his house :steamsalty:
13 Mar @ 9:37am 
Bites you. Bites you. Bites you. Bites you. Bites you.
23 Feb @ 6:04pm 
Hi. Open up. I need a place to crash. I got nowhere to go.
13 Jan @ 4:02pm 
Woe, Tickle Bite be upon ye.
10 Jan @ 11:00am 
✦✦✦ 🏆⚡🏆⚡🏆⚡🏆 ✦✦✦

🧡 Legendary Player 🧡

🌌✨ Let’s squad up again soon ✨🌌

💥🌠 May your day be absolutely magic 🌠💥

🔥⚡🔥 +REP — This profile is hot! 🔥⚡🔥

✦✦✦ 🏆⚡🏆⚡🏆⚡🏆 ✦✦✦
Rumble rumble hey Poppa Joe coconut :3
8 Jan @ 9:54am 
Friends list hidden because morons keep trying to phish and scam my friends.
3 Jan @ 5:03pm 
haiii
16 Dec, 2025 @ 8:03am 
Hi, wanna play together sometime? 😊
10 Dec, 2025 @ 11:13am 
Sometimes.... I dream about cheese....
19 Nov, 2025 @ 5:36pm 
10/10 Veteran, truly the Emperor's finest
26 Oct, 2025 @ 2:21am 
Doctor Freeman, take this medkit!
15 Jul, 2025 @ 2:09pm 
Lobobomy
12 Jul, 2025 @ 12:21pm 
A horde of Ronald McDonalds' have stormed and taken over KFC HQ
9 Jul, 2025 @ 6:58pm 
Dropkicks you (affectionate)
7 Jul, 2025 @ 7:09am 
Yet all of our darkest urges are hidden deep within our minds, those that would make us monsters...
6 Jul, 2025 @ 3:34pm 
How far can you go and still be human?
6 Jul, 2025 @ 7:52am 
Do you ever worry you might be going mad? :3
4 Jul, 2025 @ 3:09pm 
If you insist, sure!
4 Jul, 2025 @ 11:03am 
Do you think the first ever person named Yuri is rolling in their grave because of what their name is used for today?
24 Jun, 2025 @ 1:44am 
NOW THAT'S ALOTTA DAMAGE
23 Jun, 2025 @ 7:02am 
:LetiHeart:
19 Jun, 2025 @ 7:35pm 
Hungraewon
31 May, 2025 @ 7:50am 
Woe, Starfall be upon y-*dies*
8 May, 2025 @ 6:23pm 
Lobombomy
23 Mar, 2025 @ 4:23pm 
I kicked. They shot. 50000 more points than me. Perfection
21 Mar, 2025 @ 7:14pm 
Aewon
30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm 
Lobobomy
19 Dec, 2024 @ 10:20pm 
Detty Legion
19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:51am 
I'm not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest democracy the world has ever known
30 Nov, 2024 @ 2:23pm 
She hi on my atus until-*Is shot by a gun*
12 Nov, 2024 @ 2:28am 
It's a lonely day in Hell, isn't it?
29 Oct, 2024 @ 7:29am 
Unhammers your war
26 Oct, 2024 @ 1:44pm 
Well, if you insist!
26 Oct, 2024 @ 6:25am 
Damn, shame I'm lactose intolerant.
25 Oct, 2024 @ 9:54pm 
Choese
17 Oct, 2024 @ 12:33pm 
Rapid bomb-like beeping
9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:12pm 
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AEBWON IM LOMVE YOU :pseudopost:
7 Oct, 2024 @ 10:09pm 
Girl jerky
7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:25pm 
CALL AN AMBULANCE, KINDRED! BUT NOT FER ME!
7 Oct, 2024 @ 12:48pm 
Fan is on.
Door is closed.
May god have mercy on our souls.
7 Oct, 2024 @ 4:28am 
THEY WILL NEVER DESTROY OUR WAY OF LIFE!!
6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:55pm 
Just another day in the fragging Guard...
6 Oct, 2024 @ 3:09am 
Kale Watcha Nei Conserva Oh... You know what I'm talking about.. don't you?
5 Oct, 2024 @ 2:57pm 
Gocktober
5 Oct, 2024 @ 2:44pm 
Graffitis *Morby was here, she does not smell of pickles*
20 Sep, 2024 @ 3:58am 
incomprehensible gargling and gibbering
9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:26am 
You cannot kill me! I'll just rebuild out of the thousand lego pieces you break me into.
6 Sep, 2024 @ 1:07am 
NEVER!!!!!!!!