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I'm not much of a review writer so expect this to be very messy.

At the time of this review I have 606.4 hours and counting, the number is only going to keep going up.

I have to say I never realized how much I missed this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trilogy until Mass Effect Legendary Edition dropped. It feels like I came back to the family I haven't seen in forever, and I feel like they've welcomed me back with a warm embrace and laughs.

The gameplay for me is so smooth, my favourite would have to be in ME3, I enjoy jumping over and around things, and the shooting just feels so right? I'm happy that game play get's better and better through the series, I have to say I really don't miss going to the same planet over and over again into the same bases, doing same generic task and then doing it all over again from ME1. But even then I still do them every time I replay the game, just because I enjoy exploring the planets so much even in a janky Mako. My feelings on ME2's gameplay is pretty positive as well, only slight bump in the road for me was switching from the heat sink to the bullet kind of system which was weird to adapt to but I managed.

I've always been a fan of the story, even for how unfinished ME3 is, I don't hate the ending 100% but if EA didn't rush BioWare, then yeah it could've been way better. ME1's story feels like just the beginning, but it's such a great story opener to introduce the characters and Shepard that I really don't have anything negative to say about it. ME2's story I didn't mind, it was alright but wasn't awful, to be fair in general I do really like the squadmates that are introduced though. Thane, Mordin and Grunt are some of my favourites to say the least.

Having basically all the DLC included is just the cherry on the sundae, my GOD I know the Citadel DLC is more or less fanservice, but my god is it DAMN GOOD FANSERVICE. Some other DLC I'm quite fond of would obviously be Kasumi and Zaeed's, both in their own right great squadmates, I find both Zaeed and Kasumi's comments very funny. The only DLC I will continue to rag on is the Firewalker DLC, with it's paper defense (that actually get's mentioned in ME3 which I do like), and boring missions, it's honestly not worth it expect for maybe one mission. david archer's mission for the war assets but even then that's pushing it for me

To TL;DR this long messy review, it just feels so heartwarming to be with my family again, kicking ass and taking names, the Mass Effect Trilogy will ALWAYS be one of my favourites if not favourite game series out there. Even though I have some criticisms of the series, I still HIGHLY recommend checking it out for yourself and experiencing it, because hell I've done too many playthroughs of this game and still enjoy experiencing it each time. best of luck out there fellow shepards!

probably should go check on garrus calibrating those guns after writing such a long review.

Genuinely, one of the most funnest, most enjoyable games I've ever played.

Originally got Just Cause 3 as a gift from a friend and hadn't played it until recently, but my god did I have a blast.

First off, I love the characters, they're all funny in their own ways and I can really connect to all of them. Rico's your typical badass main character but he's got a sense of humour I enjoy, Mario's funny as ♥♥♥♥ and a great supporting character (wish we could've seen more of him), Sheldon was quite intriguing and I was always on the edge of my seat to know more about him, Dimah although quite intelligent her aloofness to social commentary/jokes is endearing, and though we don't see much of Annika and Teo they're an absolute duo and I WISH we could've seen more of them or learn more about them because they're really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool.

You don't even have to play the story to enjoy the game. You can just run around and blow ♥♥♥♥ up or retake what Di Ravello has claimed. I find that it's really nice that once you've reclaimed everything for the rebellion that you have the chance to recapture the town/military base, etc if you so choose to if you want to try it out again with new weapons or a new strategy for endless amount of fun.

Another great thing is, as someone who's not really great at the challenges, that you can get through the game no problem without them if you're deficient like me.

I enjoyed the game so much I bought the DLC content just so I could feed my addiction for this game. Truly one of my favourite games and in my top 3, I would HIGHLY suggest picking up Just Cause 3 for a kickass, fun time and explore Medici to it's fullest! I would've never got to experience this game if it wasn't for my friend who bought it for me, so thank you to my friend, because god I can't stop saying how much I love Just Cause 3.

I know this review was kinda messy, but honestly I just wanted to hit on a few of my favourite things, because god knows me and you both would be reading this over for much longer then either of us would want to.

I listen to this constantly, everytime I listen to the audio it reminds me how lonely I am,

but I get sexy whispers so it's okay,

10/10 would listen to the Audio Track again.