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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
199.2 hrs on record (171.1 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

+ crazy good patches
Posted 27 November, 2024. Last edited 25 November, 2025.
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39 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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443.7 hrs on record (121.3 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
Posted 8 April, 2024. Last edited 8 April, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
So far very good and Im enjoying it

Great sounds
Amazing soundtracks
Good Visuals
Posted 23 May, 2023. Last edited 22 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.6 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
I give negative review until they manage to fix server performance, capacity and stability. Otherwise this is dead game.
Same problem just like with New World. Can't join friends, can't create characters on certain worlds.
Character transfer is not possible.

I played Technical Beta before release and I expected more things and variety to come but no, item and equipment variety for certain classes is 0, there's like 1 single item that only has better stats at higher level that's all.
A lot of talking and running around quests and tasks.
Doing a dungeon there's nothing that would make you come back to it again because you get all the possible items on the first run. No reason at all to do dungeons more than 2 times.

Awful start
Posted 13 February, 2022. Last edited 13 February, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
31.8 hrs on record
what a loads of crap, I regret buying this years ago.
lots of problems, lets just add more skins and cosmetics for money and make the game f2p

don't even bother downloading this, waste of space on your drives
Posted 12 January, 2022. Last edited 12 January, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
Lots of bugs, glitches, incorrect animations.
Fighting is awkward, enemy always rushes you even that you are being in cover they just get as close to you as possible and hide in your own cover sometimes.
AI enemy is cheating just as CoH ones do, no fair fights.
Posted 22 August, 2021. Last edited 24 August, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
83.3 hrs on record (76.0 hrs at review time)
This game is good as long as you are playing with friends.
When it comes to playing with random people and strangers most of the squads are locked away with 2-3 people in it and if you even manage to join some squad they will probably kick you out later no matter if you communicate or not, so you just wait to join some squad and get kicked after 5 minutes of innactivity. But its fun to play dont get me wrong
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
186.2 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
Really interesting and enjoyable RPG I have played currently.

Cool story and game mechanics with amazing soundtrack, sometimes relaxing and sometimes makes you wanna delete it.
Posted 4 December, 2018. Last edited 23 November, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
3,622.7 hrs on record (3,622.6 hrs at review time)
-dogsh*t matchmaking
-unbalanced
-boring and unfunny map design
-plenty of cheaters, asian players flood the EU servers
-adding new tech trees is just ctrl+c and ctrl+v vehicles reskined for other countries..
-wheeled vehicles physics are complete bs!!!

update 2025: they just broke their own TOS lmfao
new update: another dumpsterfire update of a game that brings new options and changes that no one asked for
update 2026: another flop after it became public devs are using and prolly trading account informations, buffing / debuffing vehicles to their liking and many more shady things that leaked - absolute sewage
Posted 16 April, 2018. Last edited 29 April.
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3 people found this review helpful
104.1 hrs on record (30.1 hrs at review time)
Great game , just like RO2
Posted 1 October, 2017.
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