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void 15 Feb, 2022 @ 12:57am 
This is YouPorn CEO, Hataseli Blojbo.
Blump-Kun please return, our advertisment revenue hasn't been the same since you left, with an APM of 160 you are the driving force of our website according to our stock holders.
Best regards.
BlackEyes 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46am 
BlumpK1n please return calls for YouPorn, this is not funny anymore
Aeon Jib (Eli Copter co-pilot) 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm 
Hello BlumpK1n, this is the administrator of YouPorn.
We have noticed you haven't sent in for 2 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest contributor. Since you last uploaded, we've lost many loyal visitors to the so we certainly hope to see you soon! :)
void 25 May, 2020 @ 12:20pm 
lalala tf
BlackEyes 23 May, 2020 @ 1:17am 
lalala tf
Aeon Jib (Eli Copter co-pilot) 22 Mar, 2020 @ 10:59am 
wtf he deleted his wall lets spam it again
void 19 Mar, 2020 @ 1:18am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥ger
Aeon Jib (Eli Copter co-pilot) 17 Mar, 2020 @ 1:18pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥ with small pecker
Aeon Jib (Eli Copter co-pilot) 24 May, 2019 @ 10:42am 
wtf this guy has resurrected? azor ahai confirmed
BlackEyes 9 Aug, 2016 @ 9:49am 
-rep like bilbul (♥♥♥♥)
void 2 Aug, 2016 @ 9:37am 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
void 2 Aug, 2016 @ 9:37am 
u are 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil ♥♥♥♥♥ gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
void 2 Aug, 2016 @ 9:35am 
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken
void 2 Aug, 2016 @ 9:35am 
her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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void 2 Aug, 2016 @ 9:30am 
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BlackEyes 14 Jul, 2016 @ 10:28am 
Now watach me Eh,Wath me Eh Ehh.
Now watch me Eh Eh watch me Eh Ehh
BlackEyes 2 Jul, 2016 @ 4:12pm 
CAUSE he like ♥♥♥♥♥ and he cannot lie
void 2 Jul, 2016 @ 8:25am 
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BlumpK1n 2 Jul, 2016 @ 8:03am 
nare u forgot the plz ;_; y u do dis?
void 1 Jul, 2016 @ 4:18pm 
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Aeon Jib (Eli Copter co-pilot) 6 Jun, 2016 @ 8:21am 
w e e a b o o
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BlackEyes 31 Jan, 2016 @ 9:27am 
eh u tavor u can suck my bilbul
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BlackEyes 6 Aug, 2015 @ 8:17am 
-rep makes stinky poopy
void 30 Jul, 2015 @ 11:31am 
-rep makes stinky poopy