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THIS MAN LIKES PAWS
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⡠⢄⡰⠀⠀⣦⠁⠀⡇⡠⢄
⢇⠀⠱⠣⡴⠥⢦⡔⡎⠀⢸
⠈⠒⡸⠎⠀⠀⠀⠱⢕⠐⠁
⠀⠠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠆⠀
⠀⠀⠑⠠⠔⠒⠢⠤⠊⠀⠀
hE stuck thESE in his mOUth
• 1 peeled banana, mashed
• Half a grated carrot
• 2tsp coconut oil
• 250ml oat milk
• 1 egg
For the decoration
• 1 large potato, mashed
• Red and black icing and icing bags
• Kielbasa :)
Method
1. Preheat your oven to 200 degrees centigrade and line a small cake tin with greaseproof paper. We’ve used an 11cm round cake tin, but if you don’t have one of these you could use a cupcake tray and make a several smaller cakes instead.
2. Put your banana into a bowl and mash with a fork, then add your whisked egg, grated carrot, melted coconut oil and oat milk. Mix all the ingredients together, then add the flour and stir into the mixture.
4. Whilst your cake is cooling, make the frosting. Peel and chop your potato into chunks, then boil in a saucepan of water for 15-20 minutes until soft. Drain your potato and leave to cool before mashing. Make sure it’s mashed thoroughly and that there are no lumps. Loosen with a little water and spoon into a piping bag, ready to decorate your cake.
5. Cut the cooled cake into two even layers. Pipe some of your mash onto one half and sandwich the layers together. Pipe the remaining mash on top and decorate with your national pride.
6. Serve your altarage a slice!
*Lick on the Tail: I hate you!
*Lick on the Ear: I hate you!
*Lick on the stomach/Belly: I hate you!
*Lick on the Paw: I hate you!
*Lick on the nose: I hate you!
*Lick on the Shoulder: I hate you!
*Lick on the Lips: I hate you!
*Lick on the Back: I hate you!
~Lick on the stomach; I hate you!
~Lick on the Forehead; I hate you!
~Lick on the Head; I hate you!
~Lick Below the Chin; I hate you!
~Lick on the Neck; I hate you!
~Lick on the Muzzle; ♥♥♥♥ you!
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░▓░▓░▓░▓░ HAYIRLI AKSAMLAR║░░▓░▓░▓
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☆ ★ ☆¨`*•..¸ ¸.•*¨` ¨`*•..¸ ¸.•*¨`☆ ★ ☆
✨ 🟥🟥🟥 🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩 ✨
✨ ➖➖🟥 🟨➖🟨 ➖➖🟦 🟩➖➖ ✨
✨ 🟥🟥🟥 🟨➖🟨 🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩 ✨
✨ 🟥➖➖ 🟨➖🟨 🟦➖➖ 🟩➖🟩 ✨
✨ 🟥🟥🟥 🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩 ✨
can definitely drool to that one!
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 Her Biji Rojhelat
⬜️⬜️☀️⬜️⬜️ Her Biji Bakur
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Her Biji Basur
Her Biji Kurdistan
Glory to the YPG and the YPJ ❤️🔥 ☀️ 💚
While you watched Daesh trough the sights of your weapons
The world watched tv hoping you'd get them
You're the resistance that made the difference
Trough hard conditions you persisted
Kurdish brothers and sisters
I live in debt
To you more than to my bank
Many eyes closed forever
But die you will never
New generations will open their eyes
Their lives made possible by your sacrifice
Like titanium you didn't bend
That's why Rojava still stands
Her Biji PKK
Yeah, yeah it's sick that, yeah that's good
Wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop. You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah that's sick. That is sick!
I can definitely drop to that one, all we need now is like a hook line
You know what I've got actually the perfect one
[Hook]
Bassline! (Ahh wicked!)
Now put a donk on it
Electro! (Ahh that is sick that mate!)
Put a donk on it
Techno! (Ohhh now that is good!)
Put a donk on it
Ayy, that's good that Tony!
Ahahaha sick!
Bassline! (Where'd you learn that one)
Put a donk on it
Electro! (Yeah I like that.)
Put a donk on it
Techno! (That one's good.)
Put a donk on it
Donk d-donk donk donk donk
Liberty City
JOB:
Sugar Daddy
SEXUALITY:
Gay
BUILD:
Athletic
ABOUT ME:
I am a vulnerable guy who needs to be held by big strong arms. I am a man in need of looking after, I want to be told that I am the only guy in the world. I've got a ♥♥♥♥ load of cash and I want to spend it on the first guy I meet. Hey man, I've got so much lettuce I could open a salad bar. It's all you can eat when you're rollnig with me. That's how I roll.
LIKES:
Needs to have big arms. Defined delts, lats, and triceps a must! Money. Doller bills, baby! All that ♥♥♥♥. Men who let me pay the check. Bling. Bodies. Hell yeah! Don't mind people who use bull shark testosterone as long as they don't have funny balls.
DISLIKES:
Weird balls. People who take money and go into hiding and think they ain't ever going to be found (joke). Hot women, titties, all that strainght ♥♥♥♥. America's Next Top Hooker - if they did that show with rent boys maybe I'd watch it.
© Winston Churchill
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 Her Biji Rojhelat
⬜️⬜️☀️⬜️⬜️ Her Biji Bakur
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Her Biji Basur
Her Biji Kurdistan
Glory to the YPG and the YPJ ❤️🔥 ☀️ 💚
While you watched Daesh trough the sights of your weapons
The world watched tv hoping you'd get them
You're the resistance that made the difference
Trough hard conditions you persisted
Kurdish brothers and sisters
I live in debt
To you more than to my bank
Many eyes closed forever
But die you will never
New generations will open their eyes
Their lives made possible by your sacrifice
Like titanium you didn't bend
That's why Rojava still stands
Her Biji PKK
⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟧🟧🟧⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟧🟧🟧⬜⬜⬜⬜
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🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦⬛⬛⬛🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟧🟧🟧🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟦🟦🟦⬛⬛⬛🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟥🟥🟧🟧🟧🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟥🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟥🟥
🟥🟥🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟥🟥
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*Lick on the Tail: Will you be my mate
*Lick on the Ear: I think you are cute!
*Lick on the stomach/Belly: I'm ready.
*Lick on the Paw: Your my Everything
*Lick on the nose:I love you
*Lick on the Shoulder: I want you.
*Lick on the Lips: I need you
*Lick on the Back: For fun! .
~Lick on the stomach; I'm ready.
~Lick on the Forehead; أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ
~Lick on the Head; Your my everything.
~Lick Below the Chin; I like you.
~Lick on the Neck; We belong together.
~Lick on the Muzzle; I love you.
The subway can take us straight to Mercy Hospital!
Might not be a bad idea to get off the streets.
I hate subways.