I have been on the internet since it became public. Yes, I am that old.
I invented the Carbon | Ceramic brake rotor & pads for bicycles.
I invented a paintball gun: http://www.google.com/patents/US7765999

National Professional Paintball League player/captain/owner 1993-2003

My twin sons are probably better than you:
D: http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/2Luckykids
E: http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/Ninjastephens1101

I buy /sell /trade high end bike parts, I get deals on many brands:
http://www.pinkbike.com/u/phoenixsun/

I buy /sell /trade cs:go skins
www.cash4skins.com