Death: 🎽 You 💛 can't 🌳 tell 🏀 anyone 🕺 that 👃 I'm 🌂 here. 📗 For ⚡ if 🎈 you 💚 do, 💙 the 🚘 consequences 🌋 could 😺 be 🐛 dire. 🍧 Peter: 🏀 Go 🎄 on... 📒 Death: 🥞 That's 🚙 it. 🚗 [to 🎫 Lois] 💎 Death: 📕 God, 👃 what 🎍 do ⛳ you 👳 see 📘 in 🌂 him?

If you are seeing this, the government already had me killed. I was a survivor of the area 51 raid and safely made it back to civilization. I come bearing nothing physical, however my knowledge of the unknown is significant. Now I don't have much time, but upon stumbling down the stairs of the base I came across a lab. It appears the government has been cloning a subject known as Ricardo Milos. They all seemed to be mimicking these odd movements that almost seemed like a dance but I couldn't tell as a guard stumbled upon me and made chase. I don't know what this means or why the government made clones, but I fear for the safety of mankind. It is my time now, share this knowledge I have bestowed upon you. They can silence me but they can't silence all of us. Wakanda forever.

I am adding you due to my brother (a fellow airman of yours Laska T.) he informed me you were quite the rl player and recommended I add you

Girl: do u want me to be with you forever ?
Boy: NO
Girl: Do u like me ?
Boy: NO
Girl: would u cry if I walked away ?
Boy: NO
the boy grabbed her arm and said
Boy: I don't want to be with you forever ....... I need you forever , I don't like you I LOVE YOU !! , i wouldn't cry if you walked away......... I would DIE !!
(boy whispers) stay with me..
(girl whispers) I will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you.
Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm.
Tomorrow it could be anywhere !
Get ready for the shock of your life
If you don't post this into 5 other comments..... You will have relationship problems for the next 10 years

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I got u <3

shaggy, do i need say more?

Wanted to add because I like meeting new people.

Hello sir, I wish to add you to my friends list. I am a little beta ♥♥♥♥♥ who needs a daddy to take care of me. So please add me so that way you can 1v1 me in RL.

+Rep Tinder profile is great :)

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+rep cool guy and kicks asses in rocket league

Hey take it from me I'm a pro! This Doobs guy is super famous in the Rocket League area. If you see him, drop those panties for him.

hey i just wanted to add you real quick. i didnt see a phone number attached to your account on gaydar.com and i was wondering if you could contact me and maybe we could meet up ;

+rep ROCKET LEAGUE M8

Doobs is a pretty hot guy.

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And I have become remotely fond of you Blade

I Love you doobs

#ARJTF

I'm still alive.

My daddy is Arnold and I accept that.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

OMG level 20?!
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The real question is Why not?

Why?