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The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
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Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Rape of Lucrece"
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The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.
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A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything
before he destroys it.
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<Knghtbrd> Europe Passes Pro-spam Law
<Knghtbrd> I though only Americans were that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid =>
<Espy> apparently americans are quite naive :)
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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The rules:
(1) Thou shalt not worship other computer systems.
(2) Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while
sitting at the console keyboard.
(3) Thou shalt not slap users on the face, nor staple their silly
little card decks together.
(4) Thou shalt not ge
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