There's a strange guy who lives in my town and just sits in the public square with a can of lager, and headphones in not plugged into anything. I accidentally caught his eye once and he stood up and said "One day I'm going to banish you into thin air".

Bonus: I once saw him sit down next to girl who was reading and say "you know, because I'm a hobbit, it's impossible for me to be a sexual offender".

𝓕*𝓒𝓚 𝓞𝓤𝓣, 𝓑*𝓣𝓒𝓗 ღ