+rep best feminist i know

There! I've done it! Hope you are well! :D

I copy and pasted that one from a website. Usually when I tell it, it's less cut and dry.

Three vampires walk into a bar and order drinks. The first vampire asks for blood. The second vampire asks for blood. The third vampire asks for some hot water. The bartender is baffled. “Why don’t you want blood like everyone else?” “Because,” says the third vampire, pulling out a used tampon, “I’m making tea.”

How about a joke?

So Ima get rid of it for you.