People keep telling me: Kevin the minions were not involved in the holocaust. It is minions lore- they were frozen in a cave after fighting alongside Napoleon. I just can’t buy that. It keeps me up at night. Every hour I role and sweat, I know the truth is out there. Those minions are mischievous. They had a plot. There is no way they weren’t involved.

The cave was a cover. It had to be. There are millions of minions, yet we do not see millions upon millions of banana loving fiends in the movie ice cave scene. In my quest I have come across quite compelling evidence.

How did the minions survive undiscovered in an ice cave during a period when artic exploration was at its peak? And you mean to tell me the same guys who got to space could not break out of a cave? It just does not make sense. THINK PEOPLE THINK!

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Donovan

You're so bad

Hehe this guy is a proper ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Frohe Geburtstag.