All Hotline Miami players should be either incarcerated or castrated. There is no cure.

The idea to write this came to me after seeing an ad on the subway that asks Hotline Miami players to seek therapy.

Over the last decades more soft handed politics have became mainstream. Hotline Miami players have become more open, lurking here and there on Twitter and Reddit and people have started to sympathise with them. How many times did you hear the phrase "I don't mind Hotline Miami players, they're just human, only if they actually commit a crime should they be prosecuted!"

There is no cure for Hotline Miami. Once a Hotline Miami player, always a Hotline Miami player. It is not an illness, it's a sexuality. People have been trying to "cure" anime for thousands of years too and it didn't work, what makes Hotline Miami any different?

"How dare you compare anime to Hotline Miami?" I have nothing against anime watchers and i'm happy they can be more open about it nowadays, but stop pretending Hotline Miami is not somehow a sexuality too. "It's a curable illness" that's what people said about anime watchers in the 19th century too. There has never been a single Hotline Miami player who got cured through therapy or medicine. This is a fact.

They will eventually stop resisting their urges and start fapping to child pornography, and then go on to kidnap a child. Don't believe me? Go a month without jerking off and tell me how you feel.
And don't even go to the "Hotline Miami stops them from actually raping a kid" argument, child sexual abuse rates in Japan have increased drastically over the last decades, parallel with the rise of Hotline Miami. Hotline Miami should be illegal and everyone caught playing it immediately jailed. You wouldn't play it if you weren't a Hotline Miami player, I'm not gonna discuss that.
Anyone who plays Hotline Miami obviously wishes that to be reality. No one would rather play it than to experience the real thing.

The only acceptable Hotline Miami player in society is he who shuts his mouth about it his entire life and represses it forever until he's dead. And if he realises he gets a boner whenever he sees a kid he should castrate himself. THIS is the only Hotline Miami player society should ever accept, the one who castrates himself and doesn't do ♥♥♥♥. But that's like 1% of Hotline Miami players. All others should be forcefully castrated or put in jail. Furthermore any advocation for Hotline Miami player rights should be illegal too, free speech exists for political freedom, not for Hotline Miami players on reddit to help each other to stay off the radar.

I found once a post on a German subreddit where a Hotline Miami player admitted everything and all the comments sympathised with him and explained to him thoroughly how to build a full combo and where to find guides to improve. Any person helping Hotline Miami players should be punished by the government too, I have never been more disgusted by the internet than that day.
Children are the most innocent and compassionate beings on our earth. Hotline Miami players want to harm kids and traumatise them for life just for their own pleasure. They are the most evil people on this planet. If you ask me and the fact that over the last century age of consent worldwide has risen a lot and Hotline Miami players have been prosecuted more harshly is one of the greatest achievements of the modern era (for example in Delaware the age of consent used to be 7 years and in France it was nonexistent). Let’s make sure we're not going backwards.