Recent reviews by tv/Cupperbutt☂

better than the first, and i liked the first

makes me want to replay the ps3 games so badly

am having fun learning the ins and outs of 5. plays better than 7 in my opinion

it's my first city builder, and I had fun with it for a few days. what I don't like is the diplomacy with other factions, and lack of customized trading. I really don't want to stop building my cities to follow the demands of the French/British/Spanish and various pirate gangs. for example, they constantly want me to sink ships. it's annoying to stop what I'm doing in the city, scroll around the map until I find the right ship to sink, then scroll back home and gather my ship(s) and try and chase it down. would rather focus on my city. and it's silly that I can't propose any trade deals to anyone, I can only trade what the ai comes up with first. I would probably no-life this game if they made diplomacy a toggleable option, and added customized trades.

i like running around bullying kids in my underwear

What I liked: not much
What I disliked: most of it

Was expecting to be immersed in detailed cities and an amazing soundtrack, instead got over a thousand empty planets and a group of companions who don't let you be anything but "good"

I am very good at this game naturally because I've been training for it my whole life. Most of my worldly possessions were acquired from the trash, including groceries. Had to learn how to throw pigeons, though. 10/10

The sense of accomplishment comes from uninstalling

Stealth kill doesn't work anymore for me, so when I inevitably "alert" the enemy after hovering behind him crouched for 0.2 nanoseconds, I'm forced into combat as a low level character and inevitably die. Then the ENTIRE quest resets. I rage quit.

I played for about an hour with a friend today and saw more bears than any other animal, by a long shot. I WANT to sink my teeth into the game, like make a shelter and craft stuff and level up, but not when I'm spending 75% of my time running back to my body and getting ambushed by bears. It's ridiculous. I'm level 6 and getting a seemingly endless onslaught of bears in their 20s. What's the point fighting those?