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21 Apr @ 8:16pm 
femboy!???
26 Nov, 2024 @ 3:47am 
+1
14 May, 2024 @ 12:29pm 
Your only personality traits are being a self proclaimed "controversial social media influencer," "inherited millionaire," and "rank 1 SSL." You have 26 followers on Instagram, 69 followers on Twitter (of which more than half are bot accounts), 1 subscriber on YouTube, 21 public playlists on Spotify (none of which have a single like), you ask yourself questions on Tellonym all day and answer them, and you have 16 steam friends. There are 29 people who have 5000 skill rating on SSL and you've commented on a majority of their profiles claiming that they cheat without any proof. No one gives enough of a fxck about a sh/tty $5 game with an equally sh/tty ELO system to cheat. Your entire existence is pathetic. No one knows you. No one cares about you. Keep living your worthless, insignificant life through this bizarre, delusional fantasy. Blocked.
11 May, 2024 @ 9:10am 
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3 May, 2024 @ 4:21pm 
Blocked kid
3 May, 2024 @ 3:39am 
@JFB how much money do you make a week at Mc'donalds flipping burgers? Asking for burger advice from THE burger himself.
11 Apr, 2024 @ 8:58am 
GET HIS ASS
11 Apr, 2024 @ 8:52am 
Delusion of grandeur in full show

V/R, The Real Rank #1
11 Apr, 2024 @ 5:33am 
accusations? Nah bro. Me and a few others were watching you whilst you were cheating in real time so don't give me all that. Thought you should know that being ''denial'' is a mental disorder so maybe you should get yourself checked up. Also there is a new unofficial leaderboard now thats growing in popularity that highlights the inaccuracies in cheaters who use and abuse cheats in game thus giving yourselves a unfair advantage over everyone else. You and a few of your other buddies that you know are blacklisted from being registered on the leaderboards regardless of your in game stats in the official game. Not gonna be entertaining you and this convo anymore.

Kind Regards, Rank #1
10 Apr, 2024 @ 8:16pm 
if throwing unfounded accusation makes you sleep better at night then you do you lmao
10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:21pm 
if cheating makes you sleep better at night then you do you lmao
9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:44am 
Delusional and thinks he's relevant lmao
8 Apr, 2024 @ 9:21pm 
cheats and thinks he's good lmao
5 Apr, 2024 @ 6:41pm 
you're ♥♥♥♥ at SSL
5 Apr, 2024 @ 7:52am 
Dudes a cheater haha
24 Feb, 2024 @ 10:01am 
:3
5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33pm 
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30 May, 2023 @ 10:00pm 
stop commenting on my profile randomly you weirdo 💀
30 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm 
-rep cries when losing
5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40am 
meow
25 Dec, 2022 @ 3:38pm 
mental ward patient below me
18 Nov, 2022 @ 9:06am 
mental ward patient below me
17 Nov, 2022 @ 11:04am 
-rep cries when losing
30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56pm 
This dude is nuts :steamthumbsup:
24 May, 2022 @ 6:44am 
Prophecy, the person
20 Apr, 2022 @ 5:48pm 
Skill Rating is a joke of stat lmao, if you think you're #1 because it's .99 you're delusional. It's complete RNG where you get placed on the ranks
20 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46pm 
Mad because you can't compete ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
20 Apr, 2022 @ 1:15pm 
You dont have #1 I do lol. The best you can have would be a tie because ive perfected the skill rating however everyone would know that yours is faked and mine is legit especially after you only have 5.2 hours on record in the game which those hours wouldnt even make you a level 100. Not saying that you would need to be a level 100 in order to achieve 5k skill rating but at least the bare minimum amount of hours. So congrats on your #2 cheated skill rating in ShellShock Live.
20 Apr, 2022 @ 6:36am 
I mean considering I have #1 elo I never lost :)
20 Apr, 2022 @ 6:01am 
Imagine having to cheat in a 2D tank game and still end up losing lmao. You cheated your 5k elo and still lost to me. Maybe when you have finished crying you'll realise that there is always someone out there who's better than you haha.
20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:17am 
Elo ego KEKW
19 Apr, 2022 @ 9:44pm 
Fake Skill Rating in Shellshock Live
18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:46pm 
:)
23 Mar, 2022 @ 2:53pm 
This guy has the ability to float in the air for 15 seconds AND have double icarus dash. When he takes off that subclass and goes to arc, his rift has a gun, and I think this is a feature that hasn't been in the game yet. I'm reporting this suspicious individual.
2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:13am 
stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your cousin
2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:12am 
Hopefully somebody get your redneck inzest ass. Go play gambit all day long with yin ling internetcafe chinese ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:09am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get a job
21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:28am 
go do prophecy speedruns and cross dress absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥
20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:09pm 
literal e ♥♥♥
18 Feb, 2022 @ 12:10pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥ little cross dresser
11 Feb, 2022 @ 11:04am 
saw your goa run a few days ago, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it was good
30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:50pm 
gay (me)
23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm 
amon
18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59am 
bus
28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm 
Hes hacking like a rat
27 Nov, 2021 @ 12:39pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you in the gambito clan mafia you guys are insane!
27 Nov, 2021 @ 12:31pm 
ok that makes sense, my teammates were super pissed because we didnt know you could do that and we didnt check your loadouts so we thought you guys were min maxing, and we didnt want to match you but we got matched and matched so we got suspended lol
27 Nov, 2021 @ 12:03pm 
Yea, you can get a goldie every portal if you go to wave and grab orbs. Swifty prob just swapped armor before invading.
27 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm 
and you can set that in gambit? if what youre saying actually works thats actually nutty, we thought you guys were min maxing so thats why we were pissed and just left the matches, and swifty was using stompies i remember that too
27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47am 
6th coyote spam dodging with double distribution and dynamo with a reaper using striking light and thermoclastic blooming to gen 2 orbs per kill. You can then pair that with star eaters to get a super in less than 16 orbs.