Who tf if pitchfork

Today I went fishing with coopa, when we got there I realized I was out of bait and I didn't know how I was going to catch fish. I asked coopa if he had any bait, he looked me in the eye and said "I'm the bait" and whips out a little version of himself out of his pocket and throws himself into the ocean. After 2 minutes he came up dead with 10 fish eating away at his hands. I had never seen anything like that in my life

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck for the rest of ur life

why are you leaving comments on my page calling me a scammer? i dont take too kindly to libel; considering pressing charges. dm if u want to be civil and talk. thanks!

degu

1) Look at all the numbers
2) click Ctrl + F
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