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The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "on duty 10-8 on duty 10-8" and that turned me the ♥♥♥♥ on
so I called her "rodger that" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "4 20 haha" to which she replied "pick up the can " (she's a new unit and she is learning )
so all night long we were humping and calling each other patrol buddy and elite patrol unit and I came in my universal union trousers and we were pretending we were parashock and marlon trying to sexually please each other without having UPA and it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot
Doesn't take EU4 seriously at all.
Except when playing multiplayer paradox games
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