I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.

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Hey Duko, Aidan here. Remember that loser NorwayTim and the time I made fun of Norway? Haha, good times. He got so mad lmao. Good thing I'm an elite MMA fighter so I could have kicked his ass if he tried anything. Anyways I'm off to a date with a 10/10 model. Later bro.

Get out of my way before I have you slapped in irons.

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO

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hey man i have to say your booty is too thicc i want to ♥♥♥ so hard right now but i cant, im about to become a father wat do ?
i want my seed to leak out of your spread ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like a waterfall ready to burt

God I wish I could be there for the massage heart attack. I want you to look at my face as I smirk at your pain and refuse to call the ambulance. (DMs open)

please please please just send me one pic of your feet soles, please

EA is already celebrating the release of Battlefield V as a major victory against ‘gamers’ and ‘toxicity’

oop... bit sexist

Respect the doctor

I recently started playing as Roman territories , and let me just say , it is crazy fun. You are so strong as a faction , as a starting place with cores/claims around you , with diplo relations , starting ideas , the highest (!) Culture bonus in the game (lvl 4) and pretty much everything else. The only problem is that france guarantees your overlord but that can be fixed easily if you wait for france to have some war exhaustion. After that , be free and enjoy one of the (if not THE ) best goverment in the world. Noble republic. You get +10% army morale , 12 max starting states (as a bloody republic) , can have royal marriages ,the 3 faction modifiers and so much more... Seriously, the role playing is great too, I pretend to be the actual Rome trying to form SPQR again. And when I conquer a province , the locals will say : "have you heard? Provence is Roman territories now ". Give it a try , you will enjoy it 100% Only for good players.

[2nd Year]
This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally ♥♥♥♥ myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Four. I have a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beard, and a decently sized 7 inch ♥♥♥♥ with visible veins. I am attending University, studying Engineering, any job I want, £300k+ starting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ salary. Who is the SoyBoy now ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
t. Soyboy

Crisna he/she/it/potato knows de wae my bruddas

I'm not gonna lie.
□ i liked you once.
□ i like you.
□ i kissed you before.
□ i think you're cute.
□ you're pretty.
□ you're beautiful.
□ we should hang out.
□ we're best friends.
□ i miss you!!!
□ i'd date you.
□ i'd kiss you.
□ i'd bang you.
□ we should talk more.
□ text me.
□ stop being a stranger.
■ What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.
□ i don't really know you

KEK

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

-Rep After a good game in tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE

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JUST AS I THOUGHT

JUUUUUST AS I THOUUUGHT

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Jauffre would be the one to know, he lives quietly as a monk at W E Y N O N P R I O R Y, near the city of C H O R R O L

near the city of C H O R R O L

hEy tHeRe LoIdUs bEaR Im tHe kInG oF PlAqUe ANd i hAVe cOme tO Take oUr dAILy TaX oF PLAqUe fROm YouR TeEtH. YoU ArE ThE HiGhEst dOnATiNg pLaQUeR wItH 67kG Of pLaQUe gIVEn tHiS WeEk. wE ThAnk yOu fOr yOur dOnATIon.

if I were him, I’d finish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, tie her hands and legs together, grab her by the hair and face her toward the ♥♥♥ on the floor and tell her to lick it up and if she doesn’t, I’d just rub her face in it and tell her to kneel in a corner facing the wall, while i play with myself some more and when im about to ♥♥♥, i’d turn her around, stick my ♥♥♥♥ in her mouth and ♥♥♥ down her throat. ;)

Peace is a lie, there is only salt.
Through salt, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Salt shall free me.

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I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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It's BAD to be Gay!
Post this on the walls of 10 HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

Hey
I'll be willing to trade you
My ♥♥♥♥ for your virginity, shove it straight into your mouth.
Dont mess with my furry friend Kamui ever again.
♥♥♥♥ you.

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You've been attacked by the "Fail Whale"! Send him to attack 10 other people or you are a fail! Once you have the "Fail Whale" attack your 10 people post the whale on your page! Lol couldn't resist :p

The left claims to despise capitalism, the free market, and the west's hegemony over the world, yet they balk at the idea of actually doing something about it. They scream about the inevitability of globalism while also shrieking about how evil its propagators are. The modern liberal, ironically enough, is full of hate. His Marxist ideology tells him to hate the rich, but he also comes to hate the poor for not falling into line. Unable to cope with class, he turns to race: he hates whites, and infantilizes non-whites. More than all, he hates himself, he sees his identity as a stain on the world, and reduces himself to a sputtering mass of apologies and tears.

breh...

when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE\

at the farmers market with my so called girlfriend,
she hands me her cellphone, says it's my heck
man this aint my heck, this is a cellphone
i threw it on the ground,
what you think im stupid?
i dont have a heck in my system
my heck is not a phone

DUH.

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some ♥♥♥♥ that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

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Legit your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freak, I've never came across a guy more like (it) that replies so quick, doesn't even delete your Snapchat when you can't stand them, legit so clingy drop dead you ♥♥♥♥.

Legit your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freak, I've never came across a guy more like (it) that replies so quick, doesn't even delete your Snapchat when you can't stand them, legit so clingy drop dead you ♥♥♥♥.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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The first katana was forged by Jesus himself (out of a meteor) and he used it to destroy the Roman empire in a single swing. A typical, average katana can cut through 30 cm of titanium. During the full moon it can shoot lasers and produce rainbows out of it's tip. In fact, samurai in the 16th century were well known to deflect AK-47 fire with just their swords.