When you come to my aunts house, use the side door, okay? You don't go through the front. That's for police and strangers.
You want to give your uncle a heart attack?
And don't park in the driveway, she don't want any oil. Keep it in the street.
It's a two rug system when you come into the house. Wipe your shoes off in the first and second you take your shoes off. Hopefully you wore socks.