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50.9 hrs on record
The game eases you in with some truly impressive vistas and unorthodox approach and that's good for a time. Eventually the novelty wears off and you realise that all you've been doing were run-of-the-mill MMO fetch quests without the Massively Multiplayer component.
The plot bends over backwards to try and seem deep and engaging but with each story bit it becomes more and more obvious that the plot is, in fact, the game spreading wide its massive ass cheeks to reveal a gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, with its head all the way up it.
UI and controls both appear to have been designed to maximise user frustration, with the latter being particularly bad. They're often 'sticky' and half the time refuse to do what you expect. On occasion some weird kind of input buffering rears its ugly head and completely ♥♥♥♥♥ up your day.

If you're high on Kojimbo's koolaid or if your dream job is smuggling contraband in Eastern Mongolia this game is for you. Otherwise I would steer clear.
Posted 21 August, 2020. Last edited 21 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Easy GOTY candidate.
Posted 2 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.1 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
It tries to be a spectacle fighter and a dark souls clone but fails at being both.
Posted 30 November, 2018.
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5,153.2 hrs on record (2,893.6 hrs at review time)
A fantastic game if you have spare 300 hours to figure out how to have fun in it. And the following 3000 to do it.

Edit: Not anymore though.

Edit edit: The prodigal son returns.
Posted 2 July, 2015. Last edited 18 August, 2024.
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326.8 hrs on record (328.6 hrs at review time)
Great if you like being sodomized. Kid tested - mother approved!
Posted 6 July, 2013.
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