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- Doomguy stopped a demonic invasion on Mars by HIMSELF.
- Died, went to hell.
- He trashed Hell so bad, the demons were like "Ok, stop. Just leave us alone.."
and sent him back to Earth.
- Hell invaded Earth.
DOOM 2:
- He was like "these ♥♥♥♥ers never learn.."
- Went back to hell, killed the Master Demon, So they scrapped their Earth invasion
plan for good.
DOOM 64 (I think):
- They invade again.
- Doomguy is like "That was their last straw.." and after stopping the invasion by himself AGAIN.
He stayed in hell to trash the place for eternity as punishment.
- Doom guy is literaly PUNISHING HELL because of their agression.
- The demons started worshipping, Then after tricked him and locked him in a 100 ton stone tomb,
with iron chains and a ton of rune magic just to keep him contained because they couldn't handle him.
DOOM 4:
- He awakens to reign terror again..
We need more protagonists like Doomguy..
Love you Baby, XOXO tortuga <3
but sure bb ;)
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