Recent reviews by jeffy

good but they could add roxanne wolf to the game and it would be better

Roxanne Wolf is why I bought totally worth it

I now have the corporate mindset. I will never recover from my investment in livershare.

it gets my approval

This game has ruined my life. Never have I felt more isolated from my friends then at this moment where it's my peak playtime. I feel so alone, with nobody speak to other than the farm bot nerd no lives that are in my Discord call. You can never quit, even the thought of getting offlined brings me fear, I can't log off without the fear of my juicy fat bags from oil being grubbed by some 32 deep zerg. My life has fallen apart by how deep I am into this game, however I cannot stop. Whenever I feel down, I grab my boogie board and eoka, book it to oil. And I don't stop until I find myself beaming mini's trying to counter from 300 meters. In reality this game costs more than 40 dollars. The amount of money that you will get pulled into spending on skins and DLC's is concerning. Sometimes I even consider buying the Rust music pack so I can listen to it on the Steam music player while I am waiting for crate timer on oil. When I'm off the game (which is very rare) I don't stop thinking about it, whenever I have to fulfill curse that is sleeping. I dream about me taking cargo and oil. After I wake up I make my dreams a reality. If you have currently have empathy and trust in people, don't expect that to stay intact when you play this game. All trust and empathy you have for people completely vanishes when you press the launch button on Steam. If you get offended easily, don't play this game, the most common type of people in this game are the people who scream racial slurs at the top of their lungs, after a while you become immune to it. Please send help, my life has gone down a dark hole ever since I discovered this game. If I don't make a change soon, I fear that there will be no escape for this never ending cycle of isolation. My family has lost hope in trying to recover me from this game. If you want to keep your sanity, your health, and your life, then avoid this game. If you like your monitor without a giant hole punched through it, please stay away from this game. I might too far gone.

Important Notes:

2x2's are life and only farmbot nerds learn how to build.
Oil is love, oil is life. It is my home. I provide for oil, oil provides for me.
2x is peak, I like progressing slowly but vanilla makes me feel like an old man trying to reach for his meds.
Don't let your friend get you deeped on you or let him hold the C4 and accidentally throw it, and then let him try to make it up to by farming. (This person knows who they are)

Please send help.

Edit: Another 1000 hours has gone by and I'm standing on business. Two thousand hours is now behind me and I fell back in. For a short period of time, I was able to escape the cycle and be normal. Hygiene was at peak, social life was at its peak. However, I fell back in. I felt like a fentanyl user who had just relapsed. 2x1's are life and I only build off the coast of rig. I only build 2x1's because it's the only base design that I know how to expand off of. This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blows, yet I still obligated to play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. I don't know what to do anymore, it's too far for therapy. More thousands of hours are to come

This game is peak.
No game has made my dingaling tingle as much as this did since I played "A Way Out" with my friend.

We bought this game and both of our bodies were filled with joy.
I love every aspect of this game and I am excited to see how this game develops over time.

Bugs:
The sled mechanics are super broken.

You can slide down any slope by holding the building guide book in your hand while holding shift sprint.

Every now and then you are randomly not able to access your inventory, or move your mouse.

When 2 people are at a corpse of a monster or animal, they can both harvest it if they old "E" at the same time, to get double the harvest.

While holding the emergency fire axe, you can bolt up the steep snowy mountains at light speed.

Kelvin is awesome but he is also kind of stupid, make him better, please.

The addition of EAC was not the greatest decision on the side of the developers.

Rare L from vrchat

This game is lit

pog

needs roxanne wolf

amazing