I masturbated to a cartoon character that looks like a platypus
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I am 17 weeks pregnant. My libido is through the roof. I am going crazy like an animal in heat. I started having crushes on cartoon characters. Right now it is Perry the Platypus from phineas and ferb. I know he is an animal. But he is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ secret agent. My husband and I used to role play james bond a lot but not anymore.

I started watching that show at the start of my pregnancy. I was weirdly attracted towards that greenish blue platypus. He is has really smooth moves and very much intelligent for a platypus. I don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ am I saying. It is just word vomit. But the crush got so intense that I had a weird sex dream. Yesterday, I imagined my husband like a greenish blue platypus and he was making the same "grrr" sound. I cannot say this to a soul. My husband doesn't use reddit so he cannot find out. I masturbated to that imagine multiple times. I feel guilty and so ashamed.

i love office

office pro (no life no binches no sesx ) ((same as me but even more))

a guy with potential, sad to see he turned to cheats

hi im sage

message me if u see this steam is being funky

i can play after

Yeah im playing one
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This guys like cockring

Who would win in a fight between weebs, furry and discord mods?

Definetely furries. The staggering amount of ex-military, ACTUAL military, PhDs and professionals behind those fursuits always left me speechless. Plus if they can withstand the heat inside those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ things, in conventions full of other people nonetheless, they clearly have some damn resilience. And have you ever seen a fat furry? Acting like a damn dog irl must be exhausting. So I'd imagine them being somewhat more fit than the average weeb or discord mod. And as if it wasn't enough, they have plushie armor. Good luck punching one in the face and hitting actual face to any extent. It's such a safe bet, honestly, they don't even need bombs.

But seeing a white/purple anthropomorphic dog throw a dog treat shaped pipe bomb to a group of ahegao hoodie guys naruto running with fake plastic katanas would be such a spectacular scene, ngl.

loser ass kid u are

congrats bro u won virgin of the year

Signed by Cooper

"bind rightclick autoaim" "bind shift walls"

mad salty baby spun in spawn all game boo hoo

Signed

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mad lad is sad because his dad isnt as rad as bad.

might be the worst fps player I've ever seen.

thancc godd these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ left so we could claim our ez dub

Throwers

bad

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I hope your mom burns in her sleep.

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You're not better than anyone. You vote kick people out of CSGO when they beat you. What a noob.

This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. he always seems to not die when I am shooting at him I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. he knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

shrek is salty

-rep rage hacking in prime competitive (aimbot / blatant wallhack), DO NOT TRUST

STFU Willd u haven’t experienced true toxicity if ur gae??????

cant wait for vac bann ♥♥♥♥♥♥

bad at csgo only played office was mg2 talking ♥♥♥♥ to gn 1 and silvers soo trash at game

+rep gifted me bloody boobs 💚

scammer!

forgive english, i am Russia.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass

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ur missing the 'W.S' part rn ur only the 'G'

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