The shooter missing his shot really just reminded me about how I missed my shot with you. Guess I'll be casting my ballot for my second term as your man this november.

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How to be sleezy.

what did yeezy teach him

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Are we fishing yet?

dude doesn't even know about cod -rep

claimed he was my father then chased me into the woods trying to kill me -rep

Today i beat the iron keep and killed the pursurer in literally 1 try. I didn't get hit once and parried him like 5 times. I was level 99. #masterful

Whilst working my job as a store clerk, some schmuck from a tour agency came busting into my establish, spouting obscenties and racial slurs as he was grabbing food stuffs from the counters.
I would like to say that his manner and professionalism should be tested by his superiors seeing as how he was still in uniform.

Though, he did pay for his oreoes and potato chips with a twenty dollar bill and didn't ask for change. +rep

Probably the best Iowa tour guide I've ever hired, really good energy and enthusiasm. Never refused to take the tour to any given place and wasn't afraid of deviating from the routine, clearly passionate about his job.

At one point got out of the car and left for five minutes to buy oreos and potato chips -rep

just closed its eyes and let it happen +digg

just closed my eyes and let it happen -rep

just closed his eyes and let it happen +rep

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Acted like a good alarm clock when he played David Bowie outside my bedroom window like he was John Cusack in a trenchcoat. Loved that movie. +rep

The applause will surely shake the building to it's core. But luckily, the steel support beams were made out of Rearden metal so the building only crushed the looters in the back seats. The Academy Awards implodes from the sheer power of capitalism, and Ron Paul becomes the supreme leader in lieu of Ayn Rand

The subtitle is actually "Who is John Galt?"... This is probably the worst thing that's ever happened and I really hoped it was a joke at first, but even more I fear it will tarnish the acting legacy of our beloved Ron Paul. Namely, his tittilating appearance in Bruno. The good news is we might get to see Glenn Beck thrashing around and pretending to be relevant again, so that has to count for something

Wasn't afraid to inform me about setting up a camera regarding a customer who wanted that "extra mile."

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Wasn't afraid to go the extra mile for customer satisfaction

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Gave him a briefcase of unmarked bills and was given a brand new human kidney. Really saved me money by cutting out the middle man (pun intended). Its nice to know that there are still honest organ harvesters out there. +rep

Managed to get my brother out of some mob trouble.
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upvote, saved me 40 dollars

+rep.. just a boss. traded games for his tf2 stuff.

Hot damn, I wanna rip apart your lips and nail them to a mannequin so I can kiss them whilst you sit in a puddle of your own misery and self-loathing LIKE I HAVE FOR THE PAST YEARS.

dat avatar

awesome trader +rep!

u so kewi

smoke weed errday

I like tikkitz therefore I am commenting here

NEVER

is amnesia a good game?

GIVE ME THING PLOZ

i DON'T LIKE

Your profile is hillarious.