Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that I'm dead? A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came.The girl said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you listened the whole message if you value your life. A boy called David received this message. He just left and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing. My laughter. He got really scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late. The next morning his mom entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying 'You will never have him back'. No one has found his body yet because he is with me. Your time starts now.

now let me say i'm your biggest [lover].
i [love] the way that you walk
the way that you talk
i [love] the way that you dress
i [love] the way that you sneak diss
if i catch flight [our make out session]'s gonna be direct
we hate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥ because they confuse themselves with [me]
and notice, i said "we", it's not just me, i'm what the [group chat] feeling

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

this man ate my son

Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.

This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + soyjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + 🤡🤡🤡 + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + 💅💅💅 + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + 🤢🤢🤮🤮 + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small ♥♥♥♥ energy + 😂😂🤣🤣 + lol copium + snowflake + 🚩🚩🚩 + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + 😒🙄🧐🤨 + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/whooooosh + r/downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom last night + what zero ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf + Jesse what the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about + ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered

Hey Nice Profile Bro.
Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!

Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty nick, and if you were a naughty nick you would also be my dirty little nick right? then hypothetically speaking you would be my little nick cumslut. Now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s nick. now that we’ve established you’re both a bad nick and daddy’s nick, then I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking, am I not correct? A bad nick deserves a spanking, and since you are my nick and I am your daddy, I am the one who must provide punishment.

'nam snakes forever.

chickens fly together!

follow four follow?

I am stalking you

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
╚═══════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══════════════════╝

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I've struggled with erectile dysfunction for years. I did everything I could to stop it. The first step was of course pills, but they were no help and I got bad side effects. I even tried masturbating in public. Getting a boner was my favorite fantasy, but it stayed flaccid. I traveled the world and wasted my money on the most beautiful prostitutes money could buy, but alas there was nothing. not even a halfie. I gave up and I thought there was nothing possible. I've sat wasting my life away for 2 years since thinking there was no point. I had scheduled to kill myself next week, but I happened to come across this and I owe my life to you cause this got my penis harder than I could have ever imagined.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway.

He is a really nice guy I hope you get to know him if you dont already :D +rep Is that still a thing? lol

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

hush little nick
dont say a word
i'm gonna get you a mockingbird
and if that mockingbird dont sing
i'm gonna get you a diamond ring
and if that diamond ring dont shine
i'm gonna get you a lemon lime
and if that lime tastes like spice
i'm gonna make you roll the dice
but if the dice lands on three
i will make you go to the bathroom and pee
and if that pee isnt yellow
i will make you play the cello
but if that cello doesnt make sound
i'm gonna make you buy a hound
but if that hound is bought in may
then therefore you are gay

It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀

Hey, Brig! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft :rainbow:, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

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hey~ ;) heard you were "the overwatch sensation Glu3" ? it's so great to finally meet a girl online... I'm sure you're not some "casual" like the others ;) I saw your skype profile linking to your steam and KNEW I had to talk to you... I'm 27, white-male-caucasian, virgo (like the VIRGIN ...) and that's how I like my women too... hmu and we can go [h1]HARDCORE[/h1] like in your video gamers, you fiiiiiiine specimen. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)))))))))))))))))))

im a spider

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man

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I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down But wait... You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around and say.. That it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat (But that's nothing new) Yeah yeah I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue And you say Sorry like the Angel Heaven let me think was you, But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late Woahooo woah It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah I said it's too late to apologize, yeah I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground...

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markers

+rep cool kid

markers

hey!

ayy its yo boy

Are you a Flop, or a Flip

+rep good trades accepts fast

+rep good guy lovely trades

Nice G-mod pics