Half-Life 3 TOMORROW

PLEASE????????????

Raw, next.

you next :3

what the SUS

woa dude

mmmnnnngg

try being stuffed with meat 24/7

open up

dude wtf

i will

-rep it happened another time. he found me in a hospital when i was a baby newborn, then slid me into a huge test tube putting in 0.3 grams of semen a day and eventually i was growing at a high rate, with my penis at 12 inches at age 3. he then transferred me into a bigger test tube and documented my pee pee growth and how much white stuff came out. eventually I was moved out of the test tube and made to wear a maid suit and be his "house wife" at age 5. i was forced to cook for him and if it was not done in time he would stroke my pee pee until i squirm and cry, calling it our "secret little game" recently he bought me a nintendo 3ds and I am currently sending this message on the 3ds. tonight he said we will play more games all night please help.

lelelelelelel

lemme suck you big boy

two turntables and microphone

NO NO BAD TWINK BAD TWINK

two turntables and microphone

im gonna flex seal your ass shut

two turntables and microphone

no im not

slight hunch yuki is gay

ok if you insist

PLEASE LET ME BOUNCE ON IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

i gotchu covered with dat white sticky fillin

yo fill me up twin

gay

+Rep let me screenshare furry porn to him

freak

can i test?

they would thank you

"my thighs would be very cool pillows" -undercover 4:52PM EST, September 27th, 2025

Thankfully they did not but they did take all my rights away from Wikipedia the free encyclopedia that anyone from Black Mesa can edit

at least they didn't take gordon, right?

They also took my Black Mesa Silly Straw™ in the divorce too

no they took her in the divorce

coomer did you ever get your wife back

LOOK OUT Undercover! HOTTED BOOBS UP AHEAD! TITS: BIG ONES

i can't find a goatse ascii that fits here

spread em

How bout now

pls

no

So, mind explaining what you were trying to communicate in chat last night?

get a job you bum

How is that corny?
I don't care, but explain to me how tf that's corny?
As a matter of fact, a GROOMER is insulting me, now that's some next level confidence to be calling me a cornball when you yourself, are in fact a pedophile.
Let's use our heads here buddy.

sound like splitter

cornball ahh

I'm not going to go away, get over it pedo...

go away

why are you still here