LOSER SNIPER LOSES AGAIN! BIGGEST LOSER AUSTRALIA! SNIPE ANOTHER WIN BUDDY! YOU CAN'T!

she a master on my man, got me moaning matt

I-Its not like I wanted to play with you or anything, baka!

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Oh my god it's Matt Masterman! Aaand I don't know what to say... Dang it brain! Think of something funny!! 😅 Welp.. this is awkward huh?

Oh you're good at Maths? Do all your times tables rn...

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see Matts playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against mattsogyny and like ill be the one in the yoshis story making pillar combos. We should really play melee sometime its a really cool fighting game with a lot of sick moments, but don't worry ill be there to laser camp you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

YA BONEHEAD

i be snorting piss

I'M A GLUTTONOUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I EAT HUGE PORTIONS
I EAT BIG, FAT, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELPINGS OF SLOP
I'M BUILT LIKE A FRIDGE
I'M A HEAVY SET BULKING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
WITH A HEAVY SKELETON AND STRONG BONES
THAT'S RIGHT, STRONG BONES!
I DRINK MILK
I ♥♥♥♥ BLOOD
I EAT FOOD
I GOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MILLERIA(?)
WHY, I BREED MOSQUITOES
I HAVE A HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POND IN MY BACKYARD WITH STAGNANT WATER
I AM SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR A MOSQUITO OUTBREAK IN MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEIGHBORHOOD
I ALSO MAKE SANCTUARIES FOR BUGS
I TURNED MY BONFIRE(?) BACK INTO A NEST FOR MILLIONS OF BUGS AND SNAKES
I WILL UNLEASH THEM
GIVE ME TWO-HUNDRED DOLLARS

thats it. im fed up of u.

I saw M*tthew Masterman at a grocery store in North Yorkshire yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Dinky Deckers in his hands without paying.
The Jonjo Shelvey at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

Hey man, just wondering if you wanna watch Sonic 2 when it 'Sprints onto the big screen' April 1st 2022? I've heard Rouge the Bat (awooga ) might be in it

big pharma? more like big ♥♥♥ hahaha

Get ratio'd nerd

you're out of touch, you're out of touch

<---- go on fella, get in

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Hello are you still doing cool bug facts?

OK EPIC HE'S CARRYING ON, EPIC. OH YEAH.. UH HUH. YUP.

babe. im pregagante

cool guy

+rep actually gave me a cool bug fact

Cool guy with cool bug facts!

<--- me when i go

HMMMM do you have any C O R S A I R S???

+rep for standing up for me by a bunch of toxic players. many cheers

+rep would buy chicken nuggets

why do u curse me so

ha ha u gay

no

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