VOCÊ FOI ATROPELADO PELO:

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UMA VEZ ATROPELADO VC TEM QUE ATROPELAR MAIS 10 PESSOAS, SE VC FOR ATROPELADO DE NOVO VC EH REALMENTE GAY! SE VC QUEBRAR ESSA CORRENTE, VC VAI SER ALMALDIÇOADO COM FEISSE POR 10 ANOS! ENTAO PASSE AGORA PARA QUEM VC ACHA GAY!

know what literally murdered my children and wife right in front of my eyes?

"gyrating her hips at 135BPM"

135bpm. that's one beat every .5 seconds. if your heart was going at 135bpm you're so close to having a heart attack and dying. do you know how hard it was to research this? because nobody calculates a girl ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a cucumber with something as confusing as bpm

i hope my calculations weren't wrong, but i tried converting it into mph

IT'S 8100 PER HOUR. SHE'S GOING AT THE RATE OF 2 MILES PER SECOND. HER HIPS CAN DO THE HORSEPOWER OF 25TH OF A HONDA ACCORD'S LIFETIME. A CAR GOING AT 40 MILES ONLY GOES 58.67 FEET PER SECOND. HER? SHE'S GOINF 2 MILES A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SECOND

One of the best lawyers around! +rep

+rep second to best weeb that i've ever meet

What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb man!

+rep has a good taint. Stat Fresh!