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you was at the club 💃🍻 bottoms🍑up☝️when I first met you👀 couldn't🙅🚫get enough❤️ had to get you straight👉to my bedroom🛏️ drank still in my cup🍺 crib🏠is large so you can bring your friends👯too girl👩full of makeup💄 she’s so bad😍it don’t [?] me shawty👩just like me loves❤️drugs💊hates🚫bein sober in my psychi had my heart❤️and I didn’t even know her🤷 guess you wouldn’t believe see you in those jeans👖I wanna pull you closer eyes👀looking chinese👲 she didn’t smoke🚬but now she’s a stoner💨 everything you need👜👠 🚫No, no, no mediocre🚫 young, wild and free no cuffs so no you can’t control her🙅 body covered in ink I can beat it up🥊🍑, we can just go slower🐌 you can come wit me give you everything and it’ll never be over🙅 girl just let me know we can go and ♥♥♥♥🤑up some commas💸 boyboy west coast🖕 Imagine this coming☝️from the bottom👇

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You know what really blows my mind to pieces? How god-**** versitile potatoes are. They have got to be the single most flexible root vegetable known to mankind. I mean seriously, we are talking about a big amorphous hunk of carbohydrates that can take the form of a crispy wafer, or a smashed pile of slop. Think about that for a second. You could have two of the same exact potato, and turn one into fried sticks, and the other you can cut a slit right down the middle and jam it full of butter and sour cream, and both are amazing!!! Mankind has certainly come a long way in terms of the many uses for potatoes, from alarm clocks to butt plugs, potatoes seem to be the most useful vegetable around.

For all my life, or at least as long as I can remember, I have had an erection. Throughout every happy time, every sad moment, every memory has been shared with my massive 2-inch hard-on. It's always been there for me, never leaving me, always pointing me the right way onward. And now, I came across this profile and achieved the impossible. You killed my erection. You condemned it to a life of flaccidity, of nothingness. I have been weeping for the past hour over the death of my one true friend. You monster. You killed throbzilla!

Alright time for a real story. Me and girlfriend have always been into seeing how far we will both go for a good laugh. We've done many things sexually to feed this fire. She's blown Coca-Cola through a straw into my ass, I've peed inside of her because of a dare, etc...but the worst was the spaghetti. There are lots of spaghetti memes out there. Well we wanted to see how much sketti would fit in her cave. Follow me?...so we got Saran Wrap and I pretty much lined her vaginal canal with it. Then I put the sketti in. We then tied the sketti up in the Saran Wrap like a bag and weighed it. 3/4 of a pound of spaghetti is the answer. The spaghetti was fully cooked with sauce and all just fyi. yes we did eat a little bit if it. The "pussketti" tasted decent. Nothing great.

You want the truth? Pokemon Go was developed by ISIS to recruit young members. Any Phone newer than 2015 is equipped with a tiny C4 cartridge and heat chip that was provided and funded by ISIS and Intel (Did you really think it was your CPU causing your phone to be that hot?). You know why you find the monsters so close to people? Because they're set to be placed within proximation a person or of popular landmarks with alot of people. When you toss that pokeball, what you really do is send a signal to the camera to send out some of that tiny micro-C4 (sorta like how XRays send out little particles to take pictures of your bones). If you play Pokemon Go, you are a terrorist. If you have already played Pokemon Go, please stop the hate. You are killing people. lives outside of Pokemon Go matter.

If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room

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