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Bern, Switzerland
instead, we ran another game. halfway through, our entire province lost power because his gameplay was that sweaty. i thought he'd disconnect, but he packed up his setup, sprinted to the nearest 24-hour Dunkin', plugged in beside the counter, and finished the clutch while aggressively chewing on a Choco Butternut.
the security guard lost it because this guy was screaming "GIVE ME BACKUP!" into his mic while holding a plastic donut tong. he still carried us before the barangay tanod chased him out.
then he threw a flashbang so bad it blinded me in real life. i'm typing this with voice-to-text.
10/10. if he ends up in jail, i'll bring him coffee.