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电动玩具 听你指挥

Lois: We'll continue this discussion tonight, young man. A woman is not an object.
Peter: Your mother's right, son. Listen to what it says.
Lois: Peter!
Peter: Uh, uh, I didn't say that. Lee Majors did.
Lee Majors: What? Women are things.
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I know if you been talkin' you done said
just how suprised you wuz by the living dead.
You wuz suprised that they could understand you words
and never respond once to all the truth they heard.
But don't you get square!
There ain't no rule that says they got to care.
They can always swear they're deaf, dumb and blind.
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He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
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Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one
instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every
program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.
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You will be surrounded by luxury.
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