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Balthamous 23 Dec, 2025 @ 8:52am 
Santa requests if you insist on believing he's a home intruder every year that you use a nerf gun instead of buckshot. The elves have had to divert 20% of production this year into new suits due to the number of holes. Merry Christmas!
No I didn't 16 Apr, 2025 @ 7:17pm 
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becs 9 Jan, 2025 @ 7:14pm 
^. ^ :summerghost:
Balthamous 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:41pm 
Santa regrets to inform you he has dyslexia and you will now be getting the one piece, not world peace! Merry Christmas!
Balthamous 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:43pm 
There are sexy married Santas in your area tonight, Merry Christmas!
Balthamous 23 Dec, 2022 @ 3:40pm 
I pity the foo with no christmas spirit, merrrrry christmas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYziMANk0qs
Magby 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43am 
Bro...what's goin' on, big guy? You just tripped my wife..
Balthamous 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm 
Just a PSA please do not shoot men coming down from your chimneys this year! Merry Christmas!
Balthamous 23 Dec, 2020 @ 9:31pm 
:Gifted:Ho Ho Ho, Merrrrry Christmas!:Gifted:
fropessional 7 Jan, 2020 @ 9:34am 
ahh i see. yeah i won't haha
Kaxology 6 Jan, 2020 @ 10:01pm 
Thank you for your reply on my review, what I mean by "to m1 faster" means you just do more damage, therefore you m1 (kill faster).
Pro tip, don't play the garbage game, not worth your time
fropessional 23 Dec, 2019 @ 10:14pm 
thanks balt you're an awesome man and i'm drunk
Balthamous 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:51pm 
Merry Christmas!
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fropessional 17 Dec, 2019 @ 12:55pm 
you mean quinn toth
Balthamous 24 Dec, 2018 @ 12:05pm 
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fiselled 30 Nov, 2018 @ 2:40pm 
do the swag
fiselled 10 May, 2018 @ 6:20pm 
yum
No I didn't 5 May, 2018 @ 6:10pm 
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fropessional 5 May, 2018 @ 3:51pm 
thanks for words of encouragement
Mr.Black 23 Mar, 2018 @ 7:48pm 
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fropessional 10 Mar, 2018 @ 7:14pm 
sometimes
No I didn't 10 Mar, 2018 @ 3:23pm 
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No I didn't 24 Dec, 2017 @ 10:16am 
Merry christmas ya dumb fokin canadian!!!
fropessional 24 Dec, 2017 @ 6:55am 
THANKS DAD!
Balthamous 24 Dec, 2017 @ 1:00am 
Merry Christmas! :happycthulhu:
No I didn't 27 Sep, 2017 @ 3:48pm 
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fropessional 15 Aug, 2017 @ 6:28pm 
LMFAO
Mr.Black 15 Aug, 2017 @ 6:26pm 
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fiselled 2 Aug, 2017 @ 9:53am 
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fropessional 20 Jul, 2017 @ 11:49pm 
ahah
No I didn't 20 Jul, 2017 @ 7:39pm 
I just went toa hooka bar and that ♥♥♥♥ was liiitttt
fropessional 20 Jul, 2017 @ 2:49pm 
finga poppin each othas ass hoes
No I didn't 20 Jul, 2017 @ 2:09pm 
Whus poppin
fropessional 29 Jun, 2017 @ 9:20pm 
ok
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mobiuslite 15 Jun, 2017 @ 5:36pm 
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sebby 27 Jun, 2016 @ 10:20am 
Has your homie ever slipped his ♥♥♥♥ in your mouth and he doesn't say no ♥♥♥♥ and that's gay and then like you try to say it for him but his ♥♥♥♥ is too big and it's like *gargle *garlge*
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fropessional 5 May, 2016 @ 2:02pm 
sounds like a plan
Willy Wonka 5 May, 2016 @ 12:11am 
lets go eat acid
fropessional 28 Apr, 2016 @ 4:25pm 
sick
Overtakes 28 Apr, 2016 @ 4:01pm 
Nope. Changed my mind. Still working on it.
fropessional 14 Mar, 2016 @ 11:55am 
lol
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wrong bryce haha my bad