Santa requests if you insist on believing he's a home intruder every year that you use a nerf gun instead of buckshot. The elves have had to divert 20% of production this year into new suits due to the number of holes. Merry Christmas!

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Santa regrets to inform you he has dyslexia and you will now be getting the one piece, not world peace! Merry Christmas!

There are sexy married Santas in your area tonight, Merry Christmas!

I pity the foo with no christmas spirit, merrrrry christmas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYziMANk0qs

Bro...what's goin' on, big guy? You just tripped my wife..

Just a PSA please do not shoot men coming down from your chimneys this year! Merry Christmas!

Ho Ho Ho, Merrrrry Christmas!

ahh i see. yeah i won't haha

Thank you for your reply on my review, what I mean by "to m1 faster" means you just do more damage, therefore you m1 (kill faster).
Pro tip, don't play the garbage game, not worth your time

thanks balt you're an awesome man and i'm drunk

Merry Christmas!
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do the swag

yum

I just took a huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥

thanks for words of encouragement

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Merry christmas ya dumb fokin canadian!!!

THANKS DAD!

Merry Christmas!

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I just went toa hooka bar and that ♥♥♥♥ was liiitttt

finga poppin each othas ass hoes

Whus poppin

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Has your homie ever slipped his ♥♥♥♥ in your mouth and he doesn't say no ♥♥♥♥ and that's gay and then like you try to say it for him but his ♥♥♥♥ is too big and it's like *gargle *garlge*

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lets go eat acid

sick

Nope. Changed my mind. Still working on it.

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wrong bryce haha my bad