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-- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
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Why should I have to work for everything? It's like saying that I don't
deserve it. -- Calvin
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Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
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You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.
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Stewie: Hidden missile behind the Great Wall? Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
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The Great Movie Posters:
An AVALANCHE of KILLER WORMS!
-- Squirm (1976)
Most Movies Live Less Than Two Hours.
This Is One of Everlasting Torment!
-- The New House on the Left (1977)
WE ARE GOING TO EAT YOU!
-- Zombie (1980)
It's not human and it's got an axe.
-- The Prey (1981)
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In defeat, unbeatable; in victory, unbearable.
-- W. Churchill, on General Montgomery
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Girl nothing I'm boutta smash like I'm King Kong
Papi go harder I nutted a while back
♥♥♥♥♥ I'm Dbangz I ball hard like the Wild Cats
He talking bout Troy
She whip out her toy
'Cause my ♥♥♥♥ was to small for her to enjoy
I ming with the mom
Yeah Kia so bomb
I whip out my weenie or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.com
Swag, Swag, Swag
It's Lil Cumstain I'm the booty consumer
I take her off her shoe and then do the maneuver
And if she act tough I might whip out the luber
You know I'm with Kia
I go to IKEA
She soft like a cheetah
She from Costa Rica
Hey Lil mama come through get respected
She take off her shoe I take out my erection
I suck on her middle toe don't use protection
Kid call me Papi I teach her a lesson
I only eat ass that's a ♥♥♥♥♥ oppression
You swear that she loyal your ♥♥♥♥♥ in my mentions
I whip out my ♥♥♥♥ paint her face like Picasso
I suck on her toes and I'm out like El Chapo
I look at her booty hole eat it like tacos
I respect on women she better not swallow
She touch on my cockpit I put it on auto
Suck toes and eat ass that's the DBongo motto
I cuff me a Kia then write her a song
She take her shoe and I take off that thong
Yes you've reached thick ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Inc
How may I direct your call?
I need me a thick ♥♥♥♥♥, but no ♥♥♥♥ though
'Cause that's that gay ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥ as long as I say no ♥♥♥♥ its not gay right?
Absolutely right Sir
Anime ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I look at her tiddies
Then I take her home and we countin' these fifties
I come to your city
I sneak in yo chimney
I tickle her kidney
And then I watch Disney
I love me some hentai, I go on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥ I'm Dbangz stick my ♥♥♥♥ in yo Cheerios
♥♥♥♥♥ I'm Dbangz I might ♥♥♥♥ my computer
I whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and then pull up on my shooter
I tickle your booty and then I get neutered
I know I'm a loser
I tickle your tumor
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Skill
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Game sense
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
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║░▒║ profile
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║♥ ║ and jews
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