damn ur profile is insane im jealous

Why I Quit Pissing in The Sink - My Story
For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story.

what happened to your profile good sir, why is it filled with so much simp energy

get on gos

I add because floppa

you can do that and more in the hit survival video game ARK: Survival Evolved

do you fart

As a consequence, people who dislike ARK: Survival Evolved truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in dying over and over and over again to an Alpha Raptor - Level 120, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Wildcard's genius unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have an ARK: Survival Evolved tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand ARK: Survival Evolved. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of taming most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the Overseer's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

true!!!!!

ark stinky

+rep not playing ARK: ♥♥♥♥♥ Game with them

-rep not playing ARK: Survival Evolved with us

shid fard

Random lad here, love your reviews.

hi man i am enforcerkiller friend i want to ask u about ds3 cinder mode

Install darkest dungeon

install peepee in youre bum lmao xddrd washashamga fortnite lets get this bread

install darkest dungeon

uninstall dead by daylight
install darkest dungeon

install darkest dungeon

truly bitter and sad

Very cringe, couldn't even satisfy me in bed. Next time don't stick the little finger down the peehole, it's a complete turn off.

-rep, di ck too small, could not satisfy my needs. GET SOME VIAGRA IDIOT

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killer

+rep good killer, booted up a VHS to watch a movie with me while on the hook till I had to go. 10/10 would get facecamped again.

when the impostor is sus 😳

- Rep The amount of campiness from this person....insane

god gamingYT

install darkest dungeon

install darkest dungeon

install darkest dungeon

install darkest dungeon

install darkest dungeon

is this aiden? i'm looking for a friend

sorry to post cringe but..
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bruh

Thanks for the Frontier Justice

11/10 Hunter. Best guy. 0/10 hunter, shows mercy.

crime

cat

иди мать свою кемпи животное

@Concharis

@concharis

-rep can't even depip properly

Also reported for libel.

I did not gank you. You only ganked yourself. You learned nothing.

who you calling a gay furry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

+Rep We were so bad to you and you didn`t dc <3