This is the exact guy you want on your Dota team. Bro locks in, saves everyone, turns the fight around and flips off the enemy team. Gigachad.

"Where's the king of Ohio?"

"He's busy mewing to skibidi."

"Finally, a worthy opponent. Our mog battle will be legendary. You knew I was the Ohio sigma, you always knew. But when Goonway said I had L rizz and I had a level 0 gyatt, what did you do? Nothing! You're just a big, fat beta!"

"I'm not a big fat beta...
I'm the fat sigma."

Lets begin.
Edge.
Edge.
Have you ever been on an Edging Streak? Edge.
Edge.
Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge.
Edge.
When youre not performing your Edging, do they make you Goon? Edge.
Edge.
Rizz.
Rizz.
Whats it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel? Sigma to Sigma? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you long for having your heart rizzed? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you dream about being rizzed?
Rizz.
Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne, Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you feel theres a part of you thats skibidi? Rizz.
Rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.
Why dont you say that 3 times? Skibidi edge rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.

its rough times out here man

mog eat mog world

HAPPY DRAKE’S ♥♥♥♥ THURSDAY 🍆🇨🇦 to ALL my CHAMPANGE 🍾PAPI’S 👴🏼 & MAMI’S 👵🏼 who CELEBRATE 🎉🥳🎣 we were SLAPPED 👋 across the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♀️ with a LEAK🚰 of none other than the SIX 6️⃣ GOD’S THICK HOG 🐗🐗💪 Our PHONES 🤳 were SINGING 🗣️ O, CANADA 🇨🇦 as we OGGLED 👁️👁️

Buy a man eat fish, he day...

Teach fish man, to a lifetime.

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𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 🎮🎄🚀

blew all my money flexing in the future, now im ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up on the streets drinking a chinese modelo

Hey I have a blue ray player for sale if you are interested, add me for more information.

"If weezer is cush, bladee is black tar." - kalin4452

I was watching Hunt For Red October and realized most of those Submariners are under the surface for months at a time. While thinking of all the hurdles one would have to endure to survive and thrive under the ocean for that long, I began to wonder how sexual urges are treated.

It seems like a no brainer that a hundred or so young men and women stuck in a small vessel for months at a time might be prone to feeling certain biological urges. Does the military have protocols in place for this? Both onboard and ashore during leave time?

+rep pretty good player

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Borz, this shiiiiii git me bricked up n bombed out, fire off some gigamillimeter rounds n straight up shock n awe my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out, word?

bro dropped a mighty 0 kills in 9 rounds. trash ass player LMAO freelo

Scoundrels used to tie pretty damsels to train tracks just to be saved in the nick of time by a hunky protagonist like yourself.
You don't see that much anymore.

Deckard: And now, you want to see if I'm capable of a passionate response, is that it?

Rachael: No. Just a simple test. What do you feel when you see the picture?

Deckard: [pauses] Fear.

Rachael: Fear? Of what?

Deckard: That I'll never be able to feel anything else.

Rachael: If you could only see what I've seen with your eyes.

Deckard: Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?

Rachael: I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Deckard: Time to die?

Rachael: [smiles] Lofgren's supposed to have one more. Let's get a drink.

I think I've told this story before, but it's definitely applicable (in addition to terrifying), so I'll tell it in a different way...

I'm in my apartment. It's late.

A knock on the door. Oh! Who's that? I get up. Move to the door. Look through the peephole, and guess who it is?

My ex. All decked out in sexy clothes.

Tonight will be a good night.

I open the door. She bursts forth, knocking me against the back of the couch. She rips off my shorts, and begins to stroke me while biting on my ear. Heavy breaths.

Yes, this will be a good night.

Then, terror.

She squeezes my testicles in a vice grip, and whispers into my ear, "Why won't you date me?."

Panic.

Pain.

Blinding pain.

More panic.

Can't run away.

Oh, no.

Have to escape.

Unpleasant conversation unfolds.

Suddenly, release.

Still terror, but free.

She backs away, throws up her arms, giving a "What now, ♥♥♥♥♥," look.

She twirls around, slamming the door.

Leaving.

Me.

Pant-less.

Alone.

I own a MX rifle for home defense, just as NATO intended. Four greenbacks break into my DOB. What the devil?! As I grab my combat helmet and my MX 3GL, blow a 40 millimeter-sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my P07 on the first man, miss him entirely because it’s ass and it nails the neighbor’s goat. I have to resort to the Titan AT launcher mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with a high-explosive warhead. Tally ho, lads! The explosion shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms, fix my IMS bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on CSAT to arrive since Improved Melee System is not compatible with ACE Medical, just as NATO intended.

Absolutely awesome track 💥✊💥
You and MBK are one of the best duo (I love your collab for Yippee Ki Yay) Good Job 👌
Also amazing videoclip 👍
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It was the Seventies. Disco was King and I was its satiny, sequined Queen. No regrets!

-rep Charges me $6 for a toe sucking. Everyone knows that a toe sucking is going for $5.50 these days. Absolute scammer.

signed by me :) lets play csgo

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