♫I sold my soul to Satan, but bought it back from God with this song.♫

Hello ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, as well as the uh...gals.

My name is Christian Chandler. I am here, and y'all are there.

♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
In your fantasy, dream about me
And all that we could do with this emotion
Fantasy, dream about me
And all that we could do with this emotion
This emotion, I feel it
This emotion, you feel it
All that we could do with this emotion
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪

Duuude I know you my man....you're Mellow Mike! (Sup Mellow Mike?)

Hello potion seller. I am going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

Hoseman!

Papa bless you