It's not funny, I wasn't laughing. Your joke is so bad that I'd rather the joke flew through my head and you stopped telling it to me. To be honest, this is a terrible attempt to make me laugh. Not a chuckle, not hehe, not even a barely noticeable exhalation of air from the esophagus. Science says that before laughing, the brain prepares the facial muscles, but I didn't feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad that I can't believe that anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of mental capacity you must have put into this joke has the potential to power every home on Earth. Become a person and learn to joke, read books. I'm not saying this to make fun, I sincerely mean that it's just an embarrassment in comedy. You single-handedly killed humor and all the comedy acts on the planet. I am so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach you how to be funny. To be honest, if I had put all my effort and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would have required Einstein himself to build a device to which I could be strapped so that I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do so, and even then all this joke would have gotten from people have a subtle scuff. You are lucky that after telling this joke, I still have the slightest sympathy for you, otherwise I would have committed all the war crimes described in the book just to prevent you from trying to joke again. We should include this joke in textbooks so that future generations may fear becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I am disappointed, offended and frankly offended that my precious time was wasted on understanding this joke. During this time, I planned to help orphaned children, but because of this, you wasted my time explaining the obscene honesty of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now these children are suffering without food, and there is no one to blame but you. I hope you are happy with what you have done, and I sincerely hope that you can move on and learn from this failed attempt.