Recent reviews by The Bridge Daddy

breaks my heart this game died best game i ever played in my life and its just abandoned please give us NS3

YES I RECOMEND come sit with me by the fire traveller and let me tell you a tale.

i got this game thinking haha funny drug game, caveman brain activate.

but i was shocked when what i got was a genuine love affair with the entire process… not just the money not just the chaos of running a drug empire not just the fact i can apparently turn half the town into a cautionary tale with a frying pan and a dream… then spend 12 hours learning how professionals play blackjack to multiply my money 10 fold i mean the whole process

as my fat black granny with her white afro bulging red eyes and neon green tattoos in her underwear and wearing a crown she killed a homeless guy in the sewers to attain, going out collecting ingredients and dead drops like some skateboard mounted goblin forager… potting the seeds watering watching the plants grow… setting up grow operations... getting the best Fertilizers … mixing, cooking then smashing meth with a hammer… mixing weird ingredients together like i’m some sort of feral michellin star chemist trying to create the perfect tailored chemical cocaine experience for the local catholic priest or whatever poor doomed freak i need to get addicted to progress

and that’s what got me… not just “haha i do crime, crime funny ogga booga”… it’s the care… the process… the automation… the placement… the delivery routes… the counting… the perfect little grid placements so every bit of equipment sits exactly where it should and every second of wasted movement gets cut out like a tumour

and when it all reaches 100% perfection… when the whole thing is optimised to my audhd's aparently very specific form of ocd and working like a swiss watch, and every station is feeding the next and the deliveries are smooth and the money is pouring in and the product is moving exactly how it should… i genuinely just stop and stare at it with the kind of awe a lesser minded man might reserve for the face of god

for one brief moment i feel like i have seen the universe in all its grandeur witnessed its every precise mathematical meaning

then naturally i celebrate by lighting up the special mixed meth i keep just for me i call gotta go fast and becoming sonic the bloody hedgehog moving 2000 miles an hour round town like someone took Hannibal Lecter chemically enhanced him and made him a amazon delivery pharmacist of ill repute

also massive shoutout to the police for funding my entire operation early on by kindly carrying around fresh guns for me to liberate every single day… really community minded stuff from them honestly… could not have scaled this empire without their continued contributions to local business development

and then there’s the customers… the sweet stupid beautiful smooth brained no lumps or bumps customers… especially the poor little brainless baboon whos parents apparently wanted him to suffer "Peter File" i’ve basically adopted this poor bastard at this point because i keep selling him the same bag of weed… knocking him unconscious… taking it back… then selling it to him again the next day for the 98th time in a row like i’m a bridge troll running the least ethical recycling scheme known to mankind

at some point it stops feeling like crime and starts feeling like art

Beautiful ... i mean ... horrible art… but art nonetheless

and then this game gives you moments no other game on earth could possibly give you

my mate right, i see picks up a bottle of ethically sourced horse ♥♥♥… walks off with it all quiet and suspicious like a kid up to something… then im met with a moment of total ... unusual silence, while he’s stood there spamming the button trying to see if the game will let him drink it!!!

and i already know… in that exact moment and that exact disappointed tone a tired disappointed parent who’s caught their son trying to lick a socket
“tell me you didn't just try to see if you could drink that…”

and then he goes quiet ... busted

and then moments of silence are broken by the ashamed autistic gremlin laughter because yes… yes he absolutely did try to drink the bloody horse ♥♥♥

that moment alone is game of the year for me

and somehow through all of this… the meth labs… the client specific cocaine recipes… the ... horse ♥♥♥ incident… the constant "liberation" of police firearms… the repeated financial abuse of the same unconscious pile of customers who apparently dont hold grudges… this game is one of the most relaxing co op experiences i’ve had in years

i play with 3 of the most adhd autistic but best friends a guy could ask for and in most games we eventually want to murder each other within the first half hour over loot or idiotic positioning, a perceived betrayal, the inability to do a task no-one actually asked to be done but just expected our magical telepathy to be enough or even just someone breathing wrong

but in this game we enter a weird little state of zen

everyone just falls into place… one person growing… one person cooking… one person running deliveries… one person keeping tabs on it all filling the gaps and organising priority tasks like arranging the most beautiful tetris board of criminal infrastructure ever witnessed by man

we become peaceful

we become focused

we become one disgustingly efficient organism of autistic madness

we unlock a level of cooperative bliss i genuinely did not know we were capable of

until gunshots go off and half the town ends up in hospital for a week because “a special sleep deprived someone” took personal offence to a client saying no thank to the drug he dosent even like and that was apparently unforgivable

this game doesn’t just lower your morals

it takes your morals round the back diddles them shoots them… cuts them up… hangs them to dry… bakes them… grinds them down into dust lines it up on a public toilet seat and rails a fat line of them straight to your frontal lobe while whispering "look at that beautifully optimised workflow though im so proud of you"

and the worst part is it works

i should not feel this much love for a game where my happiest moments involve optimising narcotics production like a deranged spreadsheet junkie while the police unknowingly supply me with free resale inventory and my mate sits in silence trying to drink horse ♥♥♥

but here we are

more laughs more dark comedy more weirdly peaceful co op gameplayand more genuine relaxation than most aaa games i’ve touched in years

10/10

came for a meme game… stayed because i reached peak efficiency stared into the grandeur of creation itself optimised it and then used a frying pan to secure tomorrow’s firearms shipment from the local police officers who between the 12ish barely share a single braincell and have worse memories than a lobotomized goldfish

game was a gift one ill always be thankful for

me and my mates haven't laughed and screamed this much in so long!
awesome fun little title i got it on sale for £5 and best fiver iv'e spent in ages as well purchased 3 copies for my friends so glad i did please grow this game it rocks

Ok so experience so far good 75% and bad 25%
When game first came out I refunded it as it was a mess, but decided to try again and honestly I’m impressed so far
The ai are no longer aimbot demons and I could stealth round most of them
Most of the graphical bugs got fixed / I’ve not encountered having keybinds not working seems to be sorted as well I have only one glaringly big issue with the game and a few minor
1 bullet damage (especially to ai) so often I will full auto someone and they manage to turn around tanking 5-6 rounds and getting a lucky headshot off where in a realistic scenario the target would be barely able to move if he magically survived, this is even worse with the AI for instance one shirtless villager with a 10 round ak managed to fire about 30 rounds before I think reloading or a grace period at this point I dumped two softpoint glock mags into this guys centre mass 14 bullets to the heart and lungs he was able to keep moving and shooting untill I got a headshot on him heck even headshots with lower cal weapons has taken two or three shots at point blank

Where other times they drop in one
My assumption is the ammo needs a buff OR hit reg is majorly broken As I see the ai flinch when he is hit but it’s like he isn’t hurt

Secondly and more minor for the time your out I feel water goes down to fast

Third and finally better ways to change appearance to avoid friendly fire or hell even just give us name tags ? Because I’m sick of idiots team killing me and taking my stuff thinking I’m an enemy 4 times in one hour 😂

Summery the game needs fixes it needs work but a game never changes without support it’s a fantastic concept with tons of potential and is great fun despite enraging ai health or bs bugs but they promise to improve and I’m willing to give this game a shot as I really want it to succeed

The game is fantastic however there is no in-game friends list i met an awesome dude we played for a few hours agreed to share discord so we can continue to play but my game crashed and ive lost any way to contact him rip dude with illegible username

LOVE this game
Game play is smooth, a hoard shooter style 4 player coop where you deploy behind enemy lines to complete various missions.
i get easily bored of most modern games but helldivers keeps bringing me back be it the community or just the constant stream of changes.
100% recommend this game for the community alone.
the devs aren't perfect but a damn sight better than most of them so id rather giver helldivers my money and time than any cod titles for instance they love this game pour thousands of hours into the community and the game granted we bully them if things arent right but i dont know a comunity that is this listened to and respected.
Arow Head studios you have my respect

scum company scum employees toxic support my up vote is a privilege not entitlement from your half assed game

still one of the best games ever made even with its bugs, anyone who says starfeild is better clearly hasnt played cyberpunk

one of the best games in years

its just good you cant say that about most games