I'm an elf trapped in a human body.

My friend explained the whole thing to me. He told me he was a wolf trapped in a human body, and that this happens to a lot of people, and that I probably also was something trapped inside of a human body.

After buying these books he told me to buy (he wouldn't lend me his copies, for some reason), I read them, did all the meditation stuff, and found out that I have an elf soul.

Looking back, I guess it was pretty obvious that I had an elf soul, because I really like trees, people say I'm serene and wise, and I really don't like dwarfs. Also, I like to drink blood.

He told me that I should get surgery done, so that I could be freed from my "false form" and be able to live my "true life." He then tried to bite my throat.

Are they're any elves-in-human-bodies here like me? I'd really like to hear your advice and to hear what kind of surgery you got.

Hey this is Vlad

:U -Le invades-

SHHhhh-LAPS~ D:

Shaddup Garland. -slaps him- >:|

PRoblem SNIPOR?