Recent reviews by Cman1337

Listen Mate, BF is a real good game Mate, but what ist this lad? No focking solo BR? Are you absolute bonkers? Get me some bloody solo BR or I will shank your grandma in the arse me boi. Unacceptable behaviour. Oh and get me a F2000 on the way back aight?

Will change if any of these two get added into the bloody game.

Listen Mate, BF is a real good game Mate, but what ist this lad? No focking solo BR? Are you absolute bonkers? Get me some bloody solo BR or I will shank your grandma in the arse me boi. Unacceptable behaviour. Oh and get me a F2000 on the way back aight?

This really is the worst Battlefield I've ever played. Weapon Gameplay feels not good, vehicles are obolete, everything feels just not good. Compared to BF4 or BF6 this game is the worst shooter I've ever played.

I got a foot fetish and somehow want to buy a Chevi Cabrice LTZ

So it's basically feminist propaganda about Men le bad, but I like the humor and edgy jokes and the voice acting is top tier.

First you took the awesome procederal missions from us, now you take the dark and griddy tone away. We don't want crossplay if it means the game is getting censored. Germany 2010 called and want its USK censoring back.

Needed 4 hours for the prologue and got killed by a bum right after getting out the first village. Very realistic.

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHER FARMER

It was the hardest fap of my life but it was worth it in the end (of Episode 2(gyatt damn Episode 3 didn't dissapoint either!))

But you are not fighting the enemy, you are fighting with your own soldier. He can't run for longer than 50m, he needs 5 seconds to align his iron sights right, he is farsighted and everything in a 1 meter radius is blurry, he is so weak that he can't control a 5,56mm full auto without climbing to the moon.

Now imagine you have to fight with and against 60 other physically handicapped and challenged people, while APCs and Tanks are wiping your squad because the Anti Tank Soldier needs 15 seconds to ready and align his RPG and then shoots over or below the target, because he didn't see anything because of supression. And even if he hits the Tank, you have to repeat this process four times to destroy the tank.

Yea have fun with that. They tried to make it realistic with 6.0 but it became a sperg shooter.