>cutscene suddenly stops halfway through
>characters turn towards the camera and say my full government name, home address, place of work, social security number, and the digits to my bank card
>cutscene resumes as if nothing just happened
Why do so many games do this nowadays?

I took my meds once and your profile went away

play dota 2 play dota 2 rn instead of warhammer u warhammer APE stop playing grimdark space gork and mork sloppa play dota 2

play metaphor

" Kill yourself, you F*****g f****t" - non.
Not sure why your life is so bad but make some changes dude. That's a lot of built up hate in you to be screaming that at a stranger you killed in game. Peace

+W skibidi rizz gooner

YOU CAN GET MONEY FOR SUCKING ♥♥♥♥♥?
I HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR FREE ALL THIS TIME!!!

hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart 

my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory 

i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it 

my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only 

my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me 

my significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am.

w-with me

play bg3 ♥♥♥ ger

video gains

Yes you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normalfaggot. I've spent literal YEARS being nice to women and going out of my way to appease them. I am literally owed sex at this point but all these vapid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are too entitled to give it to me. I exchange money for services, and my time is money. I exchange time for sex with women and??? The dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ dont give me any because they think my time and pleasantries are free.

I deserve to have sex, and I WILL have it!

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

HA HA OBJECTIFYING WOMEN SO FUNNY!!!!!

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED WOMENS LIVES OR ANYTHING

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE WOMEN HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVES

CUZ ITS NOT SEXISM AND TOXIC MASCULINITY IS ABHORRENT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THERE'S AN OPENLY SEXIST PARTY IN CONTROL OF HALF THE COUNTRY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE WOMEN GET ARRESTED MORE THAN MEN FOR THE SAME CRIMES

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE WOMEN HAVE THE MALE GOVERNMENT AND THE POLICE AND THE CORPORATIONS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM

I've ♥♥♥♥♥♥ an onahole so I know what sex is like

God ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damnit I want to have sex with anthropomorphic women so badly..

I love NieR. It helped me realize I was transgender and I only found the courage to start calling myself a woman because of it.

I want 2hus to help me fill my taxes... and buy groceries

Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + basedjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small ♥♥♥♥ energy + + lol copium + snowflake + + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/whooooosh + r/downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom last night + what zero ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf + Jesse what the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about + ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered

pnc is fun

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I cannot smell. Or, rather, my sense of smell is very weak. I cannot identify any smell, not perfume, not food, not even a fart. It is like inhaling dead air. The only things I can smell are very strong like acetone, and even then it is a mild tingly sensation. I sorely envy people who can smell. Why? I want to enjoy a stinky girl. I want to bury my face in stinky, smelly winking girl butthole and take a huge fart. I want to get peed on all-over, to lick hairy, sweaty workout girl armpits. Have a girl burp hefty onion ring burps right in my face. I can still do these things and enjoy them somewhat, but I will NEVER get the full experience. It's all so close, but so far.

uhm.....................................................................woa :heart_eyes:
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thank you momma I LOVEEEE ITTTTTTTTT THE EYEBALL GIRL AND ALL OF HER LOVELY WORDS... MMM is that latin i hear??? NICE.... NICE.... nice... eh potum quuvix idissolubelse invictus...
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elden ring

nyoomer

SUS ඞ

Hi, if youre a girl and you look like Tomoko Kuroki somewhat or cosplays as her then leave your tag/contact (discord or whatevers ) or ask for mine.

stay in your lane ... ... b*tch 😏

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite aromatic indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff..arabica I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite aromatic coffee yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....colombian.....quite sour my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice, a double black with no sugar now....

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHSHSHSHSSHHHHHHTTSCHCHCHCHCHTSSSSSS... *coffe machine sounds*

Oh yes...very good!....very dark and bitter my dear....hmmmmm...is that a bagel I see over there?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me have one with my coffee hmmmmh... my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of pastry my dear....ah yes....let me guess... wholegrain flour?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sippppppp.... sip sip sippp..... hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well high quality beverage......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....are those pastries spiced with ginger or cinnamon I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTCH!! *oven alarm sounds*

Oh I was not expecting that…there's more pastries just made? my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so sweet they smell though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small croissant sniff…..sniff…ah….NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM …and yet…so strong…yes…the taste….NOM http://NOM…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost appreciate the ingredients it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most taasty one yet my dear…. nomnomnomnomnomnom….yes….

Do you know what time dilation is?

Fast astronauts literally have to shove a dildo into their worm hole at least 4 hours a day for the rest of their lives in order to prevent their 'personal time", from slowing too much, since they will literally appear to be experiencing time more slowly compared to us. This of course results in extreme spaghettification, spaghetti constantly leaking from their pockets as they explain embarassing time distortion related incidents. Fast astronauts consider this their 'period' of time before they adjust back to how much everything has aged around them.

You want to know something else interesting? During time dilation the air from inside their worm hole gets blown out and clumps of wobbly matter get stuck in the back of the 'wormhole' Every few weeks they have to dig out a giant wobbly ball or else they risk a getting stuck in the future, never to return.

Yo what if like USA went to war with the United States?

死

Have you ever thanked your right hand?

I JUST REALIZED STAGE ONE OF TOUHOU 11 IS CALLED "FANTASTIC WIND HOLE" LOLOLOLOL

*FaRtZ*

I like you, you can come over to my house and ♥♥♥♥ my sister.

That just would be me in a dress

Me:
>Mom, did you buy me tendies yet?
Mom:
>Of course not.
Me:
>Mom, the least you could do for me would just go buy some tendies!
Mom:
>Then I am the lazy one, huh? And not my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ son that-
Me:
>Mom, stop with that, please. I hate when you speak like that.
Mom:
>Shut up! A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that stays all day on the computer doing god knows what and-
Me:
>Mom, stop! Please.
Mom:
>And suck the penis of our dog!
Me:
>Mom, what!? I wouldn't don't that! That's disgusting!
Mom:
>So you think that I don't know? Do you think that I'm stupid?

how do I make my mother stop thinking that I suck dog ♥♥♥♥? I think that nothing I say will make her believe that I'm a decent person.

Momiji is my favorite touhou by the way.

So you crossdress and ejaculate prematurely... That's beyond sad.

I'll give you 1000 yen if you show me your ♥♥♥♥.

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>tfw 105 iq
>tfw to smart to be alive

it's not okay to be white

What's wrong big boy? Never had your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a pokemon before?

23:12 - sorry: ill stop being autistic when im dead