I AM Rare AUTOGRAPHED ITEM COLLECTOR

I will no longer add people on steam unless there is a legitimate reason.

Я не понимаю Русский, Пожалуйста пишите на Английском.

Hello everyone. As you are probably aware I'm a trader. I receive many requests asking the same type of questions so I figured it would be useful to create a FAQ. I'm open to decent offers on items.

Q: Do you speak Russian and can I have free items? Are you really Chinese?
A: No, no and yes, 我会说中文。。。

Q: Did you hack, cheat or scam to acquire any of your items? How did you get so many?
A: I didn't do any of the above. I invested when prices were lower in 2012. Any trader claiming that he made huge profit margins without investing much is lying. We're good, but not that good.

Q: Can you give me advice on trading?
A: From prior experience, probably not.

Q: Can we be friends?
A: This strongly depends on how aesthetically pleasing and symmetrical your face is.

Q: Do you own any alternate accounts?
A: I don't and never will. Any impersonators should be reported to Steam.

Q: Do you work for Valve, and/or any websites/corporations associated with Dota?
A: I never have and likely never will. Any rumours you have heard on this is false.

Q: Can we trade/do you want to buy my items?
A: Sure. If you have a good offer, by all means let me know. See above email.

Q: Can you play Dota with me?
A: If you're on EU West, see above.

Q: Where are you from and what do you do in the real world?
A: Beijing originally. Then London, and now Cambridge. I'm currently pursuing my PhD in Astrophysics