I always dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it through the galaxy. People say that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m f*cking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me then you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.