Im going to touch you.

It's not cocking to you that im standing on penis.

You need to stop it with the inappropriate stuff, pal. I've been telling you for years. It makes me uncomfortable and I don't think it's fair how you treat me. I don't want to have to report you, but if the sexual comments continue on my page, you will force my hand.

Buddy, you think you're strong? You're wearing a cape.

I'm in love with your dookie.

I am going to diddle you harder than mankind has ever seen before