WHOA!HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH IM DYYYYYYYIIN slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK

You got that thang oiled down? Oiled down? Yeah did you get it oiled out. Wait, wait hold up you talking about the oil change? Yeah. Then why didn't you just say that? I mean what the ♥♥♥♥ cell! Everytime I come here you gotta take me through this homosexual rigmarole man, your terminology man what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you cell. Like just come over man just finish cutting my hair so I can get the ♥♥♥♥ up outta here

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didnt know he was chill like that

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I've come to make an announcement: Commander Costas is a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his human-♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com : Commander Costas , you've got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Mitsotaki?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too!

Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

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I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a girl that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

Oink oink~! I'm just a dumb, filthy, depraved, worthless girl that craves to be humiliated and degraded for your entertainment as much as possible, train and turn me into a depraved slutty cheating piggy behind my boyfriend oink oink~ >///<
Please call me Himeko-chan and leave insulting, bullying comments on my profile calling me a brainless, filthy piggy slut so that everyone that visits it will know immediately what a lowly masochist I am oink oink~❤️

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+rep he does unspeakable things to your johnson for 5k euros

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eh kick how much u paid tomato soup for dat comment?

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she is mah hoe bictch

Hey, I just saw your profile and I thought you were reaallyyyyyy cute!!!!! wanna talk sometime??? im sorry im not trying to be creepy i just really want to talk to you :)))))))))))))

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actually ♥ is a chinese word....

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plot twist

or do you?

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dont need a damn truck

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oh, i just checked his profie

what do you mean same words????

SAME WORDS WITH ANDREI!? DAMN!!

how dare you jerry

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