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1 person found this review helpful
66.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
good for palin’ around
Posted 29 November, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Feels like Mobile Floor 3, the forced tutorial is so overbearing & lame it feels like an insult to our intelligence as humans.

Gunplay lacks any real meat, performance is pretty bad on an i9 and 3090 ti (you're gonna need frame gen), worst 70-100 fps I've ever felt, FOV maxed out feels like 65, maybe the guns are way too big, but that makes everything a little nauseating, less than that and you can barely see anything past your gun. Gore severely downgraded -SHAME. Music severely downgraded. Perk system bad, though i initially thought it would be fun skill trees, its slow & boring stat buffs. In trailers it seemed like Zed count would be much higher than what I experienced, rarely saw more than 6 zeds on screen at the same time.

I hope the game does a full 180 but I expect that it will be years if that ever happens, nothing about this game screams "sequel to KF2" instead it screams "use KF name to make a new lifeless cod zombie wanna-be"

Love KF1 & KF2, The ONLY positive remark I have is that I do enjoy the Zed redesigns visually & mechanically. That's the only step they took in the right direction.
Posted 25 July, 2025.
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5 people found this review helpful
3
0.0 hrs on record
Lyn is a very challenging character, but well worth playing. Try her out!
Posted 3 July, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
251.6 hrs on record (234.0 hrs at review time)
Best game that's been made in a long time. Developer's are gamer brained, cared about the product they were designing putting their whole hearts into it. This was not a half thought out pump & dump, this was a work of art. You can tell the creators truly cared for and wanted to bring to fruition. Every game should aim to be as lively and fleshed out as Elden Ring, if only other developer's cared about their community over maximized profits.
Posted 20 June, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
66.2 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Should've called it Helldivers: Queue.

If they fix the server capacity issue, this thumb will turn blue!

UPDATE: I have been able to play the game this entire week without a queue
Posted 19 February, 2024. Last edited 25 February, 2024.
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1.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I like the concept, in its current state for $20 on steam it needs a looot of work. It's fun but so incomplete that it wore off quickly once I got tired of wonky alpha problems.
Posted 6 October, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.3 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
I love the OG flat out series. I wanted to give this a shot vs wreckfest (the flatout dev’s current game) because it is more in line with flat out in design whereas wreckfest is more focused on stock car racing and derby. They’ve got a good base to work with, I think they did well with the Rush tracks & I’m glad to see the inclusion of stunt mode.

What ruins it for me is the physics. They are wonky. All your momentum will come to a halt when you barely drift tap any solid object. The cars extremely bouncy, and often will perform kick flips if you run over a small piece of debris of which there is a lot of, tap a wall, or even just ride a bank too hard. The majority of car collisions result in you just climbing over them like some sort of hill climbing truck. Handling feels like it has some weird sort of steering acceleration. I don’t feel like it’s fair to call it “arcadey” it just doesn’t feel right. If the wonky physics were fixed, my friends and I would actually enjoy playing it.

This is a game I’ll watch to see if any big patches come out addressing these complaints as many people seem to have the same critique, and the potential for a fun game is here.
Posted 8 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
80.0 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is a great social hub filled with things to do and customize yourself with. The playerbase isn't the largest, but it is dedicated. Hopefully the game and community continues to grow it's a lot of FUN!
Posted 5 February, 2021.
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