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║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ NEW YEAR ☆
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ♥¥☆★☆★☆¥♥ ★☆❤♫❤♫❤
.•*¨`*•..¸☼ ¸.•*¨`*•.♫❤♫❤♫❤
Not Steph: Please stop.
Stripclub Security: whatever im playing with myself right now
Not Steph: what?
Stripclub Security: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZy_HsfcpJk
Stripclub Security: red tyga girl legit makes me want to put my load on her furry tits lol
Not Steph: wtf is that a meme?
Not Steph: u real?
Stripclub Security: the only girl imma eat out has to be furry
14:56 - Stripclub Security: ???
14:56 - Not Steph: my favorite song
14:56 - Stripclub Security: its furry music, its ♥♥♥♥
15:00 - Not Steph: you have no idea, ♥♥♥♥ you, you dont understand me
Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terroist's
that were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001
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|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒) IT CANT BE HELPED!!!
IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!
..._.....____________________, ,
`---/_ KAWAII GUN ----______] = = = = =(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//
WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy"
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ███████████
99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.
She likah very much
Wa was dat hogrible noisah maybe izzah da bolice
Ah izzah no da bolice ma wifah juss farted in livin room very loud fart an i fohget wa wassah goin say innah descliption foh zis video
Ok bah bye
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/ ノ) do you even lift? ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) do you even lift? ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) do you even lift? ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ
~~~▄▄██▌█ ░░The FIST ME DADDY TRUCK ░░░ ▐
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ ░Heading to your House, need a ride? ░ ▐
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`ー‐--{___/ゝ、,ノ
Have a good day ^^
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❤ 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝒶𝓎! ^^
•♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Ƕɑƿƿƴ Ѵɑℓℯɳʈiɳℯ'ʂ Ɗɑƴ!
★Happy Valentine's Day!★
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